Fucknut

By pikapikafuckyou! - 19/07/2020 08:01

Today, my overly religious fucknut of a cousin called me, ranting about my daughter trying to corrupt hers. They were chatting on a kids' messenger app when my 5-year-old sent her 7-year-old a Pokémon sticker. Apparently, Pokémon in satanic and we ought to know better. Now she won’t let them talk to us. FML
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Why does a 7-year-old kid of a religious fucknut have a smartphone? They are clearly satanic devices -- that's what makes them so good!

Tell him to call The Pokémon Company and complain. I dare him to tell them about their "Satanic" creations.

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me and my friend had a similar issue when she questioned pokemon evolving

Did you explain it's more like metamorphosis?

Tell him to call The Pokémon Company and complain. I dare him to tell them about their "Satanic" creations.

Why does a 7-year-old kid of a religious fucknut have a smartphone? They are clearly satanic devices -- that's what makes them so good!

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Urgh I have an aunt like this. Unfortunately she never gave us the cold treatment and just kept trying to make us "be closer to god"

The handle "BurnInDemonFire"... an avi pic of a Pokémon... who's the real Satanist here? Not me! I'm anti-religious. And that includes Satanism.