Fucknut

By pikapikafuckyou! - 19/07/2020 08:01

Today, my overly religious fucknut of a cousin called me, ranting about my daughter trying to corrupt hers. They were chatting on a kids' messenger app when my 5-year-old sent her 7-year-old a Pokémon sticker. Apparently, Pokémon in satanic and we ought to know better. Now she won’t let them talk to us. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Why does a 7-year-old kid of a religious fucknut have a smartphone? They are clearly satanic devices -- that's what makes them so good!

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MidnaLink 33

Tell him to call The Pokémon Company and complain. I dare him to tell them about their "Satanic" creations.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

me and my friend had a similar issue when she questioned pokemon evolving

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Did you explain it's more like metamorphosis?

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MidnaLink 33

Tell him to call The Pokémon Company and complain. I dare him to tell them about their "Satanic" creations.

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RichardPencil 30

Why does a 7-year-old kid of a religious fucknut have a smartphone? They are clearly satanic devices -- that's what makes them so good!

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bloopaloop 27

More to the story???

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BurnInDemonFire 33

The handle "BurnInDemonFire"... an avi pic of a Pokémon... who's the real Satanist here? Not me! I'm anti-religious. And that includes Satanism.

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