By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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Confruzzled 10

Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.

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flashback.miss 28

Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.

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flashback.miss 28

Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.

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flashback.miss 28

*ran out of time sorry: ah the elderly, always trying to set up the whippersnappers. should've glared back and the crowd, got your meal, and just paid no mind to them.

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CallMeWindSock 24

11, your previous comment was funny enough, you don't have to overdo it.

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IStoleTheCookies 16

I would've looked the old lady in the eye, and then said to the cashier "make that two, i'm feeling peckish" and then smiled.

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Confruzzled 10

Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.

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oicu812xD 16

Right? The nerve of some people!

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Pinkgal123 24

God dammit people. Don't joke like that. It's LAAAAAME.

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stolencookie 17

21- Right? Don't make jokes like that. The nerve of some people! Sheesh.

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maniaccy 8

Sometimes.. When the world just doesn't make sense.. Cuss and walk away eating a corn dog.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

She wanted that burger. That specific burger. Rude.

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

What?

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ImAFaker 29

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the ****? FML You're welcome.

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kurodansei 16

Let her know she'll have to be faster next time. It's a young mans world.

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Ayanpatel95 7

Tell her it's just a coincidence

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Caitie_kid 8

Just wait patiently and take both meals. Then you can live up to her calling you a thief.

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kerrwoof 13

Bitches be cray.

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Pikawhore 21

Tell her to be proud; it was your greatest heist yet.

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vballgirly28 16

That's really weird. But you should've turned around and said "yeah that was kinda the plan" and wait for her reaction.

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YeahYeahYeahOK 6

With a slight twitch in your face and an evil glint in your eye...

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