Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.

*ran out of time sorry: ah the elderly, always trying to set up the whippersnappers. should've glared back and the crowd, got your meal, and just paid no mind to them.

11, your previous comment was funny enough, you don't have to overdo it.

I would've looked the old lady in the eye, and then said to the cashier "make that two, i'm feeling peckish" and then smiled.

Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.

Right? The nerve of some people!

God dammit people. Don't joke like that. It's LAAAAAME.

21- Right? Don't make jokes like that. The nerve of some people! Sheesh.

Sometimes.. When the world just doesn't make sense.. Cuss and walk away eating a corn dog.

She wanted that burger. That specific burger. Rude.

What?

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
You're welcome.

Let her know she'll have to be faster next time. It's a young mans world.

Tell her it's just a coincidence

Just wait patiently and take both meals. Then you can live up to her calling you a thief.

Bitches be cray.

Tell her to be proud; it was your greatest heist yet.

That's really weird. But you should've turned around and said "yeah that was kinda the plan" and wait for her reaction.

With a slight twitch in your face and an evil glint in your eye...