More like she needed an excuse not to see OP so she could bang his best friend. Otherwise I have no other explanation for that FML!

agree with #22

Lol the location says it all

To be fair though, some cultures do walk around the house naked. A German family I know do so, with kids and everything, and it surprises them how negative the reactions of people are.

Well done Sherlock, case solved without Watson.

Some people are just more open. My boyfriend's family grew up walking around and it was no big deal. My family doesn't walk around naked but we often change with doors open and will go around the house in underwear. It may be a cultural thing though because we're Cuban? Either way, OP, I say it's plausible. You can ask her if it bothers you, though.

I'm with 37 Might be a household nudist

Even if it's normal for them to walk around the house scantily clad, wouldn't she think to put shorts on if she had a hickey next to her ******? Unless she didn't notice it herself, which I doubt.

You don't look very Cuban.

@172 Cubans come in all shades the same way Americans come in all shades. Please don't confuse race with nationality.

Now there's an FML within an FML

104 your pic fits that comment perfectly

I think we know why she's your ex now

thats gotta be one realy ******* revealing swimsuit

Even with a revealing swimsuit what was she doing when she was wearing it for the hickey to become visible?! Must be an excuse but why?

By "******" op probably means it was on her inner thigh.

does sound sexpicious to me too.

Someone already said rhat

No not her brother, her father. ;)

This is the most ups I have ever seen on an fml comment.

Exactly what I wanted to say.

As a human, I'm saying there's a high chance she's bullshiting that

I mean… it is Alabama so… you never know

I hope she is

OH **** ITS ALABAMA EVRRYONE GO STRAIGHT TO MAKING JOKES. See how much sense that makes? Probably a lot to you...

Hey, have a Snickers.

#95 - Quit viciously defending Alabama, stereotypes are funny as long as there isn't any hatred. FML, typically, is a friendly place where we can all joke without breeding hostility. Cool your beans, bruh.

Calm, #95. Breathe like we practiced.

chill #95. remember the breathing exercises you had to teach your sister when she was pregnant with your kid.

Go **** yourself

But why? I don't understand WHY she would bullshit about that. What possible reason is there to bullshit about that.

Maybe she didn't want anymore hickeys? Or op might not be great at what he's doing and she needed and excuse.

#157 - "My dad hates you because he knows we're sexually active. Behave yourself around my family so he'll like you."

I will defend mother bama till I die! COME ON YOU BASTARDS BURY ME DEEP I CAN TAKE IT! BURY ME 6, 8, 9 FEET IT DONT MATTER!

The sex was bad

As a girl I'm wondering what sort of childish mentality can you have to say such a lie (if she's really saying bs)

why would people have stopped giving hickeys

@34 because people grow up.

There is a big difference between the behavior of a grown up, and the behavior of someone with a stick up their behind, dear.

A hickey can be unintentionally given in the heat of the moment.. A girl kissing your neck, or slightly biting you from pleasure. Maybe he got too involved when going down on her and it felt like a thing to do because it turned her on more.. But, maybe that's just me.

I actually like the feeling that causes the hickey, I just make sure my guy does it in non revealing places. Not because I'm underage or anything but because I don't want people seeing them they know for damn sure what happened there lol

So the whole world has to hate them because you do?

Who the **** cares? It's a hickey.