By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 860
You deserved it 3 603

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I incest you go see what happend

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull shitting that.

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Maybe she went commando and he unintentionally saw it.

More like she needed an excuse not to see OP so she could bang his best friend. Otherwise I have no other explanation for that FML!

agree with #22

Lol the location says it all

To be fair though, some cultures do walk around the house naked. A German family I know do so, with kids and everything, and it surprises them how negative the reactions of people are.

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Well done Sherlock, case solved without Watson.

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Some people are just more open. My boyfriend's family grew up walking around and it was no big deal. My family doesn't walk around naked but we often change with doors open and will go around the house in underwear. It may be a cultural thing though because we're Cuban? Either way, OP, I say it's plausible. You can ask her if it bothers you, though.

I'm with 37 Might be a household nudist

Even if it's normal for them to walk around the house scantily clad, wouldn't she think to put shorts on if she had a hickey next to her vagina? Unless she didn't notice it herself, which I doubt.

You don't look very Cuban.

@172 Cubans come in all shades the same way Americans come in all shades. Please don't confuse race with nationality.

Maybe it is some kind of excuse. Perhaps, y'know, ask her.

my ex told me her mom saw the hickey on her ass and grounded her I never gave her one on her ass

Now there's an FML within an FML

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104 your pic fits that comment perfectly

I think we know why she's your ex now

Maybe she was in a very revealing swimsuit....? I have no idea OP but that's extremely awkward

thats gotta be one realy fucking revealing swimsuit

Even with a revealing swimsuit what was she doing when she was wearing it for the hickey to become visible?! Must be an excuse but why?

By "vagina" op probably means it was on her inner thigh.

I incest you go see what happend

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does sound sexpicious to me too.

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Someone already said rhat

No not her brother, her father. ;)

This is the most ups I have ever seen on an fml comment.

Ive seen some crazy shit but this caught me right the fuck off gaurd...

good luck looking her dad in the eye next time you see him...

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull shitting that.

Exactly what I wanted to say.

As a human, I'm saying there's a high chance she's bullshiting that

I mean… it is Alabama so… you never know

OH FUCK ITS ALABAMA EVRRYONE GO STRAIGHT TO MAKING JOKES. See how much sense that makes? Probably a lot to you...

Hey, have a Snickers.

#95 - Quit viciously defending Alabama, stereotypes are funny as long as there isn't any hatred. FML, typically, is a friendly place where we can all joke without breeding hostility. Cool your beans, bruh.

Calm, #95. Breathe like we practiced.

chill #95. remember the breathing exercises you had to teach your sister when she was pregnant with your kid.

But why? I don't understand WHY she would bullshit about that. What possible reason is there to bullshit about that.

Maybe she didn't want anymore hickeys? Or op might not be great at what he's doing and she needed and excuse.

#157 - "My dad hates you because he knows we're sexually active. Behave yourself around my family so he'll like you."

I will defend mother bama till I die! COME ON YOU BASTARDS BURY ME DEEP I CAN TAKE IT! BURY ME 6, 8, 9 FEET IT DONT MATTER!

As a girl I'm wondering what sort of childish mentality can you have to say such a lie (if she's really saying bs)

Incest. Just incest

People still give hickeys? Regardless, that's pretty fucked up OP. Maybe you should just stay away from them altogether

why would people have stopped giving hickeys

@34 because people grow up.

There is a big difference between the behavior of a grown up, and the behavior of someone with a stick up their behind, dear.

A hickey can be unintentionally given in the heat of the moment.. A girl kissing your neck, or slightly biting you from pleasure. Maybe he got too involved when going down on her and it felt like a thing to do because it turned her on more.. But, maybe that's just me.

I actually like the feeling that causes the hickey, I just make sure my guy does it in non revealing places. Not because I'm underage or anything but because I don't want people seeing them they know for damn sure what happened there lol

So the whole world has to hate them because you do?

Who the fuck cares? It's a hickey.