Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
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Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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Top comments
selenesixx 15
Try to get a DNA test to prove it. your witnessing would be probable cause.
Raekwon_fml 8
Let her waste her time filing a lawsuit. There are no damages for her to seek so it would be frivolous.
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Comments (88)
PrimalSeptimus 2
Tell your manager and let him handle it. Don't risk your job over a few-dollar order.
thatsme293 28
First off, no lawyer is going to file a suit on a fast food chain. Well... Maybe Donald Trump's lawyer would.
Echosnow 15
The nerve of some people
wateva1 1
Should have taken the food with the hair in it first, said to her...now pay your bill or we will be taking you to court for attempted extortion. You have just give us the evidence and enough witness to do so. Empty threat like hers, but she would have paid the bill. Just needed to call her bluff.
captainwhiskers 18
Sorry OP. Some people are just crazy. You shouldn't feel too threatened though, as she has no basis to sue.
Karau_fml 12
Maybe ask to look back on security cameras for proof?
jesuscrip 12
Follow up:
jesuscrip 12
I asked my manager to review the security camera footage, we tried to kick her out, we ended up calling the police and she was taken in handcuffs while screaming still, what a crazy bitch but as far as I know she's not allowed back into Wendy's :)
crazymentalblond 25
Well that's good. One less crazy person you have to deal with at work. I can never go back to working in the food business. Once was enough for me. I applaud you for dealing with all the customers everyday.
nutellie 6
Check the restaurant's cameras if it has any
Witchylady 18
Stick to your guns. Don't away from telling the truth. No matter how hairy it gets between you and the customer. Don't let her get away with it.