Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
On the plus side, you could have told her to **** off without getting fired from that McDonald's. Did you tell her to **** off?
MrConcise 34
You don't get fat off your own supply, rule one of sales! At least, that's what every crime syndicate television show and movie has taught me.
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Comments (96)
TweetAnne 13
Faith in humanity unrestored. The ignorance and stupidity of some people is unbelievable.
ChocolateScyther 19
First off, say "lost," not "unrestored." "Unrestored" is used in the context of things that haven't been renovated. Secondly, I'm tired of seeing people say they've lost their faith in humanity over some pricks they hear about on the internet. No one's faith in humanity is that shitty.
thefrikinbat 8
"untestored"? :/ faith in humanity destroyed. thank you
MrConcise 34
You don't get fat off your own supply, rule one of sales! At least, that's what every crime syndicate television show and movie has taught me.
rrai2008 15
A person in mcdonalds calling someone else fat... oh the irony
yuno_gasai_fml 34
Oh the irony... Edit: #3 beat me to it
orochimaruwe 9
I see you, Second!
EclipseCandy6 24
No wonder she got "bad" service
AnOriginalName 19
On the plus side, you could have told her to **** off without getting fired from that McDonald's. Did you tell her to **** off?
Patriots21 14
"On the plus side" huh? You sly dog, you.
victoriat112214 10
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victoriat112214 10
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incoherentrmblr 21
I would've told her "Hold on, let me get the manager," then walked out the door, and went through the drive thru. Hopefully she won't go Super Saiyn on your ass...
AndyPurdy 31
thats a bit mean
Dick_diamond 22
Just a bit?
PePziNL 20
Ya think...?
mrlawlor7777 26
OP, just ask her if she works at the dmv. If she replies no, say you must because you're a rude bitch.
TheBelt 19
Takes one to know one
vikky538 28
Good one. I was about to post the same. But saw your comment before.
jen1097 25
I would have said "I'm incredibly surprised you don't work here then."
kmaheynoway 25
I would've said "Where's your manager? Someone that stupid must work here."
jen1097 25
Omg so good
jen1097 25
Don't worry I work at McDonald's ?
xx000o 27
I would have refilled my drink and accidentally planted it on her while trying to get the lid on.
mustangbravo 27
I would have cussed her out.