By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
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To anybody who wondered how chocolate frogs were made in Harry Potter... You now know.

*incoming overused pun in 3 2 1* That must have been a shitty situation hehe, i'll show myself out :(

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What a great way to start off your morning with a little bit of poop frog!

*incoming overused pun in 3 2 1* That must have been a shitty situation hehe, i'll show myself out :(

Why would you say it's an overused pun then use it?

Because... why not?

I wouldn't just skip breakfast, but all meal after that.

Your doggy is a epic prakster, but if OP thinks he had a FML think about how that must have been a shitty way for the frog to wake up.

Thanks now I'm skipping breakfast as well.

I just screamed out of sympathy! Gross, gross, scary, gross... ah the joys of owning a dog...

This is actually hilarious

To anybody who wondered how chocolate frogs were made in Harry Potter... You now know.

I thought it was funny lol

Today, after a long night of bar hopping, I fell asleep on a nice pad of grass. I was later woken up to a heavy wet object dropping onto my back. In shock, I hopped onto a nearby branch, to be thrown off into the air, and splat on the ground. FML. -The Frog.

Frog: Today, I was trying to sleep and some dog shat on me, then I got groped by a human. FML