By AD240Z
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
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By  Kattsu  |  0

Today, after a long night of bar hopping, I fell asleep on a nice pad of grass. I was later woken up to a heavy wet object dropping onto my back. In shock, I hopped onto a nearby branch, to be thrown off into the air, and splat on the ground. FML. -The Frog.