FML : Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering...

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AD240Z - / Friday 16 December 2016 11:39 /

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By Frabens | 1

#6725521 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 14:25

To anybody who wondered how chocolate frogs were made in Harry Potter... You now know.

By mohamed_H | 21

#6725495 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 13:08

*incoming overused pun in 3 2 1* That must have been a shitty situation hehe, i'll show myself out :(

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By SOILEDIT | 51

#6725494 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 13:05

What a great way to start off your morning with a little bit of poop frog!

By mohamed_H | 21

#6725495 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 13:08

*incoming overused pun in 3 2 1* That must have been a shitty situation hehe, i'll show myself out :(

Frabens | 1

#6725520 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 14:23

Why would you say it's an overused pun then use it?

mohamed_H | 21

#6725522 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 14:26

Because... why not?

By Qandol | 26

#6725502 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 13:23

I wouldn't just skip breakfast, but all meal after that.

By Zanquis | 21

#6725504 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 13:25

Your doggy is a epic prakster, but if OP thinks he had a FML think about how that must have been a shitty way for the frog to wake up.

By gatorclay97 | 28

#6725507 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 13:45

Thanks now I'm skipping breakfast as well.

By mssileas | 16

#6725509 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 13:48

I just screamed out of sympathy! Gross, gross, scary, gross... ah the joys of owning a dog...

By Pro_Bender_fml | 1

#6725516 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 14:15

This is actually hilarious

By Frabens | 1

#6725521 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 14:25

To anybody who wondered how chocolate frogs were made in Harry Potter... You now know.

allforfun | 23

#6725606 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 18:34

I thought it was funny lol

By Kattsu | 0

#6725525 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 14:36

Today, after a long night of bar hopping, I fell asleep on a nice pad of grass. I was later woken up to a heavy wet object dropping onto my back. In shock, I hopped onto a nearby branch, to be thrown off into the air, and splat on the ground. FML. -The Frog.