By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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lebronesque73091 12

What is wrong with you?

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Zeppelin1969 5

At least you don't get one when Scooby and Shaggy appear dressed as women…

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Keyman1212 14

I've seen enough hentai in my day to know where this is going....

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chrisauh 4

Way to pull that off...but Marge is a babe;)

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racerapj 10

I like what you did there #37. I remember that FML

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OctoberRainfall 13

ahaha that fml was one of my favorites! looool :)

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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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CadillacPimpen 6

I've seen enough hentai to know were this is going...

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NuTrees 9

Or try the James Deen's Simpson ****. Their yellow and everything!

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

99 you jacked that from 42! -.-'

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humorizer 14

^ Apparently you haven't seen enough hentai to know where this meme was from.

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JaysFanStu 3

You're likely right.

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ClassyCommando 13

Anyone else think the Rio one is MORE pathetic than the Simpsons one?

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Right_Click 12

Nothing's sexier than 2 computer animated talking birds that are the last of their kind. Come on, the whole reason they are brought together is so they can mate. It's a **** forced to happen...

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malincake 7

Go to a party and get laid ffs!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

That'll be the next step for him.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

****. Meant to reply to number 8. -___-

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silentbutfunny 0

A party is not a place to get laid, theres drugs, jailbait, and other bad stuff Better off with a hooker

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tsim_fml 0

Better than the people who pay money to watch Homer and Marge do it on their computer...

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mrpipp 0

How do u know that it costs money? I'm guessing you've had some past disappointment related to this......?

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laden_swallow09 34

That's bullspit. You can find that for free! …D'oh!

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drlove78843 6

67 - only for scientific purposes, can you give a link to the website

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

PARTY ROCK!!

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