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By Anonymous / Sunday 1 January 2012 18:09 / Canada
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By  perdix  |  29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired whore who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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  Right_Click  |  12

Nothing's sexier than 2 computer animated talking birds that are the last of their kind. Come on, the whole reason they are brought together is so they can mate. It's a porn forced to happen...

By  malincake  |  7

Go to a party and get laid ffs!

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