By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 941
You deserved it 10 876

Same thing different taste

Top comments

iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

Comments

lebronesque73091 12

At least you don't get one when Scooby and Shaggy appear dressed as women…

I've seen enough hentai in my day to know where this is going....

Way to pull that off...but Marge is a babe;)

I like what you did there #37. I remember that FML

ahaha that fml was one of my favorites! looool :)

iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

CadillacPimpen 6

I've seen enough hentai to know were this is going...

Or try the James Deen's Simpson ****. Their yellow and everything!

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

99 you jacked that from 42! -.-'

^ Apparently you haven't seen enough hentai to know where this meme was from.

JaysFanStu 3

Anyone else think the Rio one is MORE pathetic than the Simpsons one?

Nothing's sexier than 2 computer animated talking birds that are the last of their kind. Come on, the whole reason they are brought together is so they can mate. It's a **** forced to happen...

malincake 7

Go to a party and get laid ffs!

A7X_LoVeee 10

That'll be the next step for him.

A7X_LoVeee 10

****. Meant to reply to number 8. -___-

A party is not a place to get laid, theres drugs, jailbait, and other bad stuff Better off with a hooker

tsim_fml 0

Better than the people who pay money to watch Homer and Marge do it on their computer...

mrpipp 0

How do u know that it costs money? I'm guessing you've had some past disappointment related to this......?

That's bullspit. You can find that for free! …D'oh!

drlove78843 6

67 - only for scientific purposes, can you give a link to the website

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18