By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 864
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I see you fapping to cartoon porn in the future!

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired whore who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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What is wrong with you?

At least you don't get one when Scooby and Shaggy appear dressed as women…

Thanks op for spoiling rio

Yellow fettish?

I've seen enough hentai in my day to know where this is going....

42 - not many people admit that XD

Way to pull that off...but Marge is a babe;)

I like what you did there #37. I remember that FML

ahaha that fml was one of my favorites! looool :)

I see you fapping to cartoon porn in the future!

I love Fizzgig! :3

I've seen enough hentai to know were this is going...

Or try the James Deen's Simpson porn. Their yellow and everything!

99 you jacked that from 42! -.-'

^ Apparently you haven't seen enough hentai to know where this meme was from.

You're likely right.

Anyone else think the Rio one is MORE pathetic than the Simpsons one?

Nothing's sexier than 2 computer animated talking birds that are the last of their kind. Come on, the whole reason they are brought together is so they can mate. It's a porn forced to happen...

Get your swag on then

Get your swag on then

This comment is up twice!! I hate lags

Go to a party and get laid ffs!

That'll be the next step for him.

Fuck. Meant to reply to number 8. -___-

A party is not a place to get laid, theres drugs, jailbait, and other bad stuff Better off with a hooker

Better than the people who pay money to watch Homer and Marge do it on their computer...

How do u know that it costs money? I'm guessing you've had some past disappointment related to this......?

That's bullspit. You can find that for free! …D'oh!

67 - only for scientific purposes, can you give a link to the website