Shit... it happens.

Seriously, glad you were not injured. That leg could of easily landed wrong & broke. Actually, you can say that the shit broke your fall. Lucky you! :O)

Oh man, that’s ruff. I guess you’re a bit melan-collie-c after that fall.

Sounds like a... Wait on it... Shih Tzu situation!

This of course raises a very important question. Is this a shitty situation or a slippery situation?

In the event of ice and snow, please equip your bicycle with studded tires.

Ouch, at least you have a way to break the ice with new people, assuming anyone will go near you.

Time to do a bathroom scrub down!

why not take a few extra minutes to go home and change. I'm sure everyone would like to not smell shit all day long.

Ohh, it got posted! I'm the op. To answer why I didn't go home and change - I only noticed when I had gotten to school and got out tissues to clean up some scratches with.... And by then, a certain level of wooziness didn't make biking home attractive at all. I got lucky though, since my fiance was visiting and brought me a change of clothes the next break. Still, I spent 90 minutes smelling of definitely-not-roses... Ah well. I wasn't injured badly and I learned to be a lot more careful in the winter, it could have been a lot worse. Your puns are awesome, btw. I love puns, so...