Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
This of course raises a very important question. Is this a shitty situation or a slippery situation?
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Akitakat
| 31
Seriously, glad you were not injured. That leg could of easily landed wrong & broke. Actually, you can say that the shit broke your fall. Lucky you! :O)
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Akitakat
| 31
Shit... it happens.
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Akitakat
| 31
Seriously, glad you were not injured. That leg could of easily landed wrong & broke. Actually, you can say that the shit broke your fall. Lucky you! :O)
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exileonmainst
| 16
Oh man, that’s ruff. I guess you’re a bit melan-collie-c after that fall.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Sounds like a...
Wait on it...
Shih Tzu situation!
Wait on it...
Shih Tzu situation!
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Dave_Davington
| 33
This of course raises a very important question. Is this a shitty situation or a slippery situation?
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RichardPencil
| 29
Uh-oh. Around here, the phrase “shitty situation” is about as acceptable as the n-word. Prepare to get reamed.
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Yes.
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mattyiscool123
| 26
Shippery situation
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Or perhaps a slitty situation? Then again, that sounds like it could mean something different.
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Conner Dalbeck
| 15
why not both *Mexican music plays*
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
In the event of ice and snow, please equip your bicycle with studded tires.
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arioch_fml
| 19
Ouch, at least you have a way to break the ice with new people, assuming anyone will go near you.
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TeachAllTheMath
| 19
Time to do a bathroom scrub down!
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sweetbliss3
| 37
why not take a few extra minutes to go home and change. I'm sure everyone would like to not smell shit all day long.
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sambmjmdjj
| 9
Some things just are not taught in school.
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chocolatejunebug
| 9
Ohh, it got posted! I'm the op.
To answer why I didn't go home and change - I only noticed when I had gotten to school and got out tissues to clean up some scratches with.... And by then, a certain level of wooziness didn't make biking home attractive at all. I got lucky though, since my fiance was visiting and brought me a change of clothes the next break. Still, I spent 90 minutes smelling of definitely-not-roses... Ah well. I wasn't injured badly and I learned to be a lot more careful in the winter, it could have been a lot worse.
Your puns are awesome, btw. I love puns, so...
To answer why I didn't go home and change - I only noticed when I had gotten to school and got out tissues to clean up some scratches with.... And by then, a certain level of wooziness didn't make biking home attractive at all. I got lucky though, since my fiance was visiting and brought me a change of clothes the next break. Still, I spent 90 minutes smelling of definitely-not-roses... Ah well. I wasn't injured badly and I learned to be a lot more careful in the winter, it could have been a lot worse.
Your puns are awesome, btw. I love puns, so...