By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 948
You deserved it 4 654

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Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

that pussy just wanted some milk


kitty wants milk!!!!!

RainbowHeadache 2

Thank you, Op. This made my day. I've been woken up to my cat leaping onto my face & tearing it apart.

MissMittens 0

not you're gorgeous face !!! :o :(

36- I know EXACTLY what u mean :)

RainbowHeadache 2

You either get scratched or they lay on your face and smother you like a fucked up crushing porn. lol

OP don't be a pussy!

emmy1794 3

heyy I'm new on here wat does op mean ???

testthecoal 5

orgasmic primate

lmw562 3

original poster

SuperDerp 8

if ops a chick i guess the cst was lenjoying the clevage

lmaoo well put RainbowHeadache, well put ;)

oh it most really be horrendous

Blue..... Waffle....

The_Moustache 6

^wait wut.

roro9944 0

stop it 28

that cat is a bitch no offense

the cat just thought you wanted a nipple piercing he was just helping making the hole

wow Kitty Not Want Nipple in House!!!

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

LOL cute win fail "puppy not want!!!!!"

Cute Win Fail kitty not want is way funnier !

that pussy just wanted some milk

agaba 0


autocorrect yeah

denaysanders 0


Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

marijuanasmoker4 3

I agree the cat took the correct course of action in this situation.

Op had breast cancer! Now they don't! Thank goodness they had such a sweet pussy ;D

16 You are one of the worst trolls I've ever seen.

You still got your right, right? ;)

you only need one.

alex6946 10

your picture is ADORABLE! I love that movie! :)

Awe, thanks! :D I know she's sucha cutieee. <3

Derek321 2

Man, that sucks, but I'm afraid YDI for having a Cat. It seems that most cat owners (I've had 2) get scratched up from time to time. Get a dog, -Ty

melbadelb 0

as a cat owner myself I agree . you'll get scratched from time to time and in places you really don't want it too . if you don't want to deal with that then I suggest you take the cat to a shelter and get a dog :)

makenna2011 6

I've had my cat and dog for about the same time and I've had way more scratches/bruises from my dog

beastiality FTW!

... Srsly?? tell me did not just say beastially. do u even kno what it is??

A7X_LoVeee 10

Sure, if you piss your cat off then it'll scratch.

FMLandurstoo 9

way to be a judgmental douche

gigglezbabii22 2

You can always get your cat declawed, then it won't have anything to scratch with...

kyuhyunn 0

My old dog but my cheek off when I was little. I'll stick with cats.

i cannot think of a witty comment for this.....

then dont comment

^sTFu that was a witty comment u dumbass