Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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Doortje
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Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.
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randomboy18
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that pussy just wanted some milk
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esu
| 5
ouch
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xXxJaGsTeRxXx
| 11
kitty wants milk!!!!!
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RainbowHeadache
| 2
Thank you, Op. This made my day.
I've been woken up to my cat leaping onto my face & tearing it apart.
I've been woken up to my cat leaping onto my face & tearing it apart.
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MissMittens
| 0
not you're gorgeous face !!! :o :(
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kocoman500
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36- I know EXACTLY what u mean :)
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RainbowHeadache
| 2
You either get scratched or they lay on your face and smother you like a fucked up crushing porn. lol
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morgan320
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OP don't be a pussy!
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emmy1794
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heyy I'm new on here wat does op mean ???
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testthecoal
| 5
orgasmic primate
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lmw562
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original poster
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SuperDerp
| 8
if ops a chick i guess the cst was lenjoying the clevage
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xerxes190
| 3
lame, 92
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kocoman500
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lmaoo well put RainbowHeadache, well put ;)
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DavLynn
| 4
oh it most really be horrendous
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DavLynn
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must*
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chaosdragn16
| 2
Blue.....
Waffle....
Waffle....
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The_Moustache
| 6
^wait wut.
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roro9944
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stop it 28
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lifesucks1234567_fml
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that cat is a bitch no offense
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number1beaner
| 0
the cat just thought you wanted a nipple piercing he was just helping making the hole
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austindale96
| 3
wow Kitty Not Want Nipple in House!!!
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MyScrewedUpLifeS
| 0
LOL cute win fail "puppy not want!!!!!"
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lerouxmaster
| 7
Cute Win Fail kitty not want is way funnier !
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randomboy18
| 0
that pussy just wanted some milk
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agaba
| 0
WIN
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girlygirl33
| 0
he'll yeah
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andyyroxx
| 20
autocorrect yeah
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denaysanders
| 0
yummy
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Doortje
| 29
Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.
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marijuanasmoker4
| 3
I agree the cat took the correct course of action in this situation.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Op had breast cancer! Now they don't! Thank goodness they had such a sweet pussy ;D
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CassSanchez
| 5
LOL ! ^^
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JakeLee
| 6
16 You are one of the worst trolls I've ever seen.
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Perksofbeingawal
| 0
You still got your right, right? ;)
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Tuesdays76
| 0
you only need one.
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alex6946
| 10
your picture is ADORABLE! I love that movie! :)
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Perksofbeingawal
| 0
Awe, thanks! :D I know she's sucha cutieee. <3
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Derek321
| 2
Man, that sucks, but I'm afraid YDI for having a Cat.
It seems that most cat owners (I've had 2) get scratched up from time to time.
Get a dog,
-Ty
It seems that most cat owners (I've had 2) get scratched up from time to time.
Get a dog,
-Ty
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melbadelb
| 0
as a cat owner myself I agree . you'll get scratched from time to time and in places you really don't want it too . if you don't want to deal with that then I suggest you take the cat to a shelter and get a dog :)
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makenna2011
| 6
I've had my cat and dog for about the same time and I've had way more scratches/bruises from my dog
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maa_rico
| 4
beastiality FTW!
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kocoman500
| 2
... Srsly??
tell me did not just say beastially. do u even kno what it is??
tell me did not just say beastially. do u even kno what it is??
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Sure, if you piss your cat off then it'll scratch.
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FMLandurstoo
| 9
way to be a judgmental douche
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gigglezbabii22
| 2
You can always get your cat declawed, then it won't have anything to scratch with...
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kyuhyunn
| 0
My old dog but my cheek off when I was little. I'll stick with cats.
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deadman93
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i cannot think of a witty comment for this.....
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womanjesus
| 0
then dont comment
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poiuytjfffc
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^sTFu that was a witty comment u dumbass