By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 926
You deserved it 4 648

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Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

that pussy just wanted some milk

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kitty wants milk!!!!!

Thank you, Op. This made my day. I've been woken up to my cat leaping onto my face & tearing it apart.

not you're gorgeous face !!! :o :(

36- I know EXACTLY what u mean :)

You either get scratched or they lay on your face and smother you like a fucked up crushing porn. lol

OP don't be a pussy!

heyy I'm new on here wat does op mean ???

original poster

if ops a chick i guess the cst was lenjoying the clevage

lmaoo well put RainbowHeadache, well put ;)

oh it most really be horrendous

that cat is a bitch no offense

the cat just thought you wanted a nipple piercing he was just helping making the hole

wow Kitty Not Want Nipple in House!!!

LOL cute win fail "puppy not want!!!!!"

Cute Win Fail kitty not want is way funnier !

that pussy just wanted some milk

Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

I agree the cat took the correct course of action in this situation.

Op had breast cancer! Now they don't! Thank goodness they had such a sweet pussy ;D

16 You are one of the worst trolls I've ever seen.

You still got your right, right? ;)

you only need one.

your picture is ADORABLE! I love that movie! :)

Awe, thanks! :D I know she's sucha cutieee. <3

Man, that sucks, but I'm afraid YDI for having a Cat. It seems that most cat owners (I've had 2) get scratched up from time to time. Get a dog, -Ty

as a cat owner myself I agree . you'll get scratched from time to time and in places you really don't want it too . if you don't want to deal with that then I suggest you take the cat to a shelter and get a dog :)

I've had my cat and dog for about the same time and I've had way more scratches/bruises from my dog

beastiality FTW!

... Srsly?? tell me did not just say beastially. do u even kno what it is??

Sure, if you piss your cat off then it'll scratch.

way to be a judgmental douche

You can always get your cat declawed, then it won't have anything to scratch with...

My old dog but my cheek off when I was little. I'll stick with cats.

i cannot think of a witty comment for this.....

then dont comment

^sTFu that was a witty comment u dumbass