About Retaheki
I like anime, drawing, and video games. I also accidentally tap other profiles a LOT, so if I visited your profile, it was *probably* an accident. Nothing much else to me other than that I'm a grammar nazi (I don't jump on you about it,) and I will defend what I believe is true, no matter how unpopular it is. My main picture is my soldier in Advanced Warfare, my second is one of my best matches, and my third is Hitsugi no Chaika, one of my favorite animes.
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Retaheki's FML badges
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    19%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    70%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    69%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    14%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    28%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    45%
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Retaheki's favorite FMLs
By whymanwhy - / Monday 13 April 2015 10:43 / Czech Republic
By yupthissucks / Monday 13 April 2015 09:00 / United States - Newnan
By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 April 2015 20:57 / United States - Vancouver
By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2015 18:04 / United States - Milton
By lovinlife028 / Friday 10 April 2015 15:08 / United States - Nashville