By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 011
You deserved it 9 950

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ritzbits 0

how did this phenomenon occur?

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

Comments

tiger_lover9428 0

That's disgusting... I can only assume you weren't wearing underwear to get yourself caught in a zipper, and if you weren't going to buy the pants, someone else will now buy your vag-tainted reject pants.

avclovewsh 8

Umm so I take it you weren't wearing any underwear or a way too small pair ........

Goddamn, you must have MASSIVE beef curtains.

pulore 3

U must have some serious meat curtains!!

leadman1989 15

So it was like a giant clap trap.... o:,

wikkedphuka 0

clap trap??? wait r we still talking a bout her clitterdik or the game borderlands

leadman1989 15

Never played that game. :( That refrerence went strait over my head. Lol