By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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brandoneyez1 25
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How hard did you pull?

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billiejoeinabox 7
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Both of these comments are a mess.

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brandoneyez1 25
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How hard did you pull?

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caohm 18

I can't turn left!

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thefastnfuryass 14
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Self-Wedgie level: Hulk tear!

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imyy 20
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Better question - why is she wearing old, nasty panties?! New underwear may be expensive, but there is no excuse to wear a pair that is falling apart! Wouldn't you rather buy a cheap, unsexy pair than wear old, nasty pairs?

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misterspock 16
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#57 some people are poor.

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frizz101 22

She never said nasty, and they could be comfortable. Sometimes things rip or tear even when new, like a pair of jeans I bought ripped when I sat down and I haven't even washed them yet.

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skyttlz 32

Some of my undies have a bit of a rip in them and I still wear them.

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brandoneyez1 25
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But you don't pull them hard enough to rip a chunk off.

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euphoricness 28

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Lil_Red777 21

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billiejoeinabox 7
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Both of these comments are a mess.

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Soloman212 28
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2/3rds of these comments are a mess.

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euphoricness 28

Obviously you haven't seen her chewing panties a fan threw on her at one of her tour shows, 21. And why do you have to criticize my grammar? Are you that in need of feeling superior toward others? Lmao

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

#77.... You're an idiot. Please stop.

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ileenefudge 29

That must've been some wedgie you got there. How did you manage that anyways?

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Greenteamextreme 16

I sprained my hand picking a wedgie once.... Somehow these things are possible!

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Echosnow 15
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Sounds pretty rough!!

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GhettoXmuffin 7

At least it didn't end up in your ass.

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PotterHead_DH 26
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It was in her ass. That's what you call a wedgie.

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123amanda123 14
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Seems like you were wedged into an awkward situation..

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TorturedXeno 27

At least OP seemed to have the situation in hand.

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Tmas95 14
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You could say he really ripped one this time. (Dramatically takes off glasses). YEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!

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BlueFlatts 20

I spy a name and a gender. Neither of which indicates that OP is a guy.

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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I think #7 tries to say OP should blame a guy and maybe rough sex for the ripped underwear. But why this CSI reference?

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Honema 16
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well the name could be seen as a male thing... not sure why but anyways

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kurodansei 16
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Perfect excuse to go shopping! Though you probably should have done that quite some time ago.

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emirie 21

Instant thong. Usually you have to pay more for thongs, you should be happy!

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Soloman212 28
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Really?? They're less material...

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ocramavaf 15
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#53 female clothing logic at work there

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fortune789 17
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It's like how women's shorts are more expensive than pants.

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emirie 21

Or torn pants are more expensive than pants that are undamaged.

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MortenM 17
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That's pretty clear tho #71. You need to pay for regular pants production while there's the added cost of having someone tearing them up afterwards. Pretty straight forward

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eyepuppy 31
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Naturally torn jeans are better than pre-torn jeans any day.

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emirie 21

72-I made the point because it's ironic.

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MortenM 17
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Yea. I'm pretty clear on that #79. It wasn't exactly the thickest irony on the web

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emirie 21

Huh. If you knew I was making the point because it's ironic, why explain it to me? See why I thought you didn't get it?

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eksyneet 23
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don't wear old underwear. new ones, even very cheap, feel way better than something that you've been wearing for ages.

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