How hard did you pull?

I can't turn left!

Self-Wedgie level: Hulk tear!

Better question - why is she wearing old, nasty panties?! New underwear may be expensive, but there is no excuse to wear a pair that is falling apart! Wouldn't you rather buy a cheap, unsexy pair than wear old, nasty pairs?

#57 some people are poor.

She never said nasty, and they could be comfortable. Sometimes things rip or tear even when new, like a pair of jeans I bought ripped when I sat down and I haven't even washed them yet.

Some of my undies have a bit of a rip in them and I still wear them.

But you don't pull them hard enough to rip a chunk off.

Omg if you were at a Miley Cyrus concert, you coulda threw at her! The perfect cover up. But too bad you weren't. :(

Just be glad that moment is over lol

Really? I might not like her too much but that's just rude and disgusting. Have some class. And get some grammar.

Both of these comments are a mess.

2/3rds of these comments are a mess.

Obviously you haven't seen her chewing panties a fan threw on her at one of her tour shows, 21. And why do you have to criticize my grammar? Are you that in need of feeling superior toward others? Lmao

#77.... You're an idiot. Please stop.

That must've been some wedgie you got there. How did you manage that anyways?

I sprained my hand picking a wedgie once.... Somehow these things are possible!

Sounds pretty rough!!

At least it didn't end up in your ass.

It was in her ass. That's what you call a wedgie.

Seems like you were wedged into an awkward situation..

At least OP seemed to have the situation in hand.

You could say he really ripped one this time. (Dramatically takes off glasses). YEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!

I spy a name and a gender. Neither of which indicates that OP is a guy.

I think #7 tries to say OP should blame a guy and maybe rough sex for the ripped underwear. But why this CSI reference?

well the name could be seen as a male thing...
not sure why but anyways

Perfect excuse to go shopping! Though you probably should have done that quite some time ago.

Instant thong. Usually you have to pay more for thongs, you should be happy!

Really?? They're less material...

#53 female clothing logic at work there

It's like how women's shorts are more expensive than pants.

Or torn pants are more expensive than pants that are undamaged.

That's pretty clear tho #71. You need to pay for regular pants production while there's the added cost of having someone tearing them up afterwards.
Pretty straight forward

Naturally torn jeans are better than pre-torn jeans any day.

72-I made the point because it's ironic.

Yea. I'm pretty clear on that #79. It wasn't exactly the thickest irony on the web

Huh. If you knew I was making the point because it's ironic, why explain it to me? See why I thought you didn't get it?

don't wear old underwear. new ones, even very cheap, feel way better than something that you've been wearing for ages.