Health: Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught...

By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 8:43

how did this phenomenon occur?

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Comments

gntfmlingnow 12

Friday 21 October 2011 22:02

Meat curtains

GypsyRover 0

Friday 21 October 2011 22:04

I find long labia minora VERY SEXY!!! So be proud of ur junk! ;-)

Spastastic 6

Friday 21 October 2011 22:07

For those speculating about "OMG HUGE MEAT FLAPS," labia size varies MUCH more than most popular images of nude women suggest.

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 21 October 2011 22:21

Nice! Large labia are lovely.

granpa_haribo 13

Friday 21 October 2011 23:08

Were you seriously trying on pants commando? That's ******* disgusting, you deserve it

saltcreep 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:45

She could've been wearing a thong...

sillylolo 6

Friday 21 October 2011 23:15

WTF

jewelsfml 0

Friday 21 October 2011 23:35

Ew!

glitterglam86 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:06

Ok I don't even wanna picture how that is possible

jacie00 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:44

roast beef curtain!

chicfuzzball 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:44

big lips XD

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