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  drawmesunshine  |  17

Surely maintenence or some sort of staff memeber would have a pocket knife or a box cutter or, fuck, even a pair of scissors. Is it really "unintelligent" of me to assume nobody anywhere in the entire airport has any sort of tool designed for cutting something?

  aisthecoolest  |  8

So where do I put this money??


Evenif you hit the emergency stop button they would still be stuck and you would have to tear them up, and even if that worked the people helping her would tell her to take them off so she doesn't get physically hurt

  Marcella1016  |  31

6 - Exactly. I would've told my mom to hit the emergency stop button, then had her go find an employee at, say, the ticket counter, explain the situation, and ask for a pair of scissors to cut me free.

And 6 you must've been reading my mind - I was thinking it would SUCK for OP if it was granny panties day lol

OP, sorry neither you nor your mother can think on your feet in a potentially embarrassing situation. You just let your mother find ways to make it more embarrassing...


27- Movie time!

Dear god, who will save all those poor maiden? Wait! Look over there, it's Commander Stairs! He'll use his trusty railing to defeat the sinister Es-co-lay-tor.

*cuts to motionless fight scene of them*
*Everyone leaves theater*

By  tylersign  |  11

Ooh! Nice! That's a good excuse to use with your girlfriend.
"Just stand right here baby." "Oops, my pants are stuck.." "Thats ok. Just take them off." What up!

  ILpalmtree  |  0

Only if ur shy. Like i woulda been fine walking around in boxers. Woulda been the best if they were my South Park or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ones! Lol