Strange metric

By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 01:57 - United States

Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
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FMLMaximus 23

why would you be trying to do that anyway? gross.

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RichardPencil 30

That's your motivation to lose weight? I've heard the motto, "Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." You'd refute that saying, "Toenails do!"

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FMLMaximus 23

why would you be trying to do that anyway? gross.

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RichardPencil 30

That's your motivation to lose weight? I've heard the motto, "Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." You'd refute that saying, "Toenails do!"

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KaylaJo334 12

Who tf chews on their toe nails???? I think you are having a possible vitamin deficiency

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genuinegoodguy 9

Supple is good!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Pica, gross habit, or bizarre fetish? Taking all bets!

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rotflqtms_ 21

I think you shouldn't lose any weight... it stops you from a disgusting habit...

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