box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Teen
United States
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
courtneynaked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Arab Emirates
Can't be late!
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
woodchuck0022
Canada
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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ritzbits 0
how did this phenomenon occur?
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
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Comments (316)
creedaddict 9
Shave that bush
hinchkongfang 0
God!! GENITALS AREN'T HAIR!!! And creed really sucks mate...
alakai89 1
were you even wearing underwear?? Sheesh...
smirnoff1695 0
Ouchy mama! :0
taptaptapity 2
Wow, you must have some amazingly floppy lady-bits!
hillbillyboy1993 7
ewwww roast beef pussy haha
redsoxmatt8342 1
Her ****** hang like sleeve of wizard
BighornB 0
Fur burger turned roast beef
mexicoman101 6
Oh shit, did it get your clit?
brina53 4
hmm... can't say I relate but I can point u to the direction of vaginal rejuvenation
Shill583 5
I think just the last sentence followed by FML will suffice.