Health: Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught...

By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 8:43

how did this phenomenon occur?

Rdvlvt 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:54

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

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nickbucci1252 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:52

What???

Bieberbabeyy1 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:08

Wait. What? How is that even possible, unless you're talking about your bush? Either way, sounds like it hurt. FYL. :/

xcarxcrashx 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:20

Loose lips sink ships. And jeans.

construction 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:23

Call Jenny Craig

KOOLBRITKID 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:29

Wizard sleeve

kdm_km1 19

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:32

Flappy kitty huh? Girls been worn out!

ringaking 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:46

Meat Curtains!!!

SailorLove 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:23

this mean you've been ran through. you might want to rethink your life.

GoldenMantis 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:29

……The ****?

SilentLucidity 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:18

I'm just curious as to where the zipper of these jeans was located ? Down under ? Lol , this one was definitely funny .

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