Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Can't be late!
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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ritzbits 0
how did this phenomenon occur?
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
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Comments (316)
metal4life3 4
You either have some crazy ass jeans or an ugly ass vag xD
thewifey310 7
Fat crotch lol
walrusman 0
You have great lips without plastic surgery
Noxy_fml 0
She must have a big clit
Mach10 0
That is ******* disgusting. Here's a thought: why don't you strap on a pair of panties next time? That way the next client doesn't have to deal with your blood-streaked snail-trail. YDI--and more. Jesus...
Poetaster 10
I'm thinking panties next time?
Lily_lops95 0
Nappy =x
holycoweh 2
Beef curtains
SnailJamsss 6
Hahaha. That's funny. How exactly did this happen? Is your cooch flabby or do you just have a really nappy bush down there?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Going commando while trying on clothes? Baaaad choice.