By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 731
You deserved it 5 842

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At least your not dolly parton.

Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.

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At least your not dolly parton.

definitely do not do that.. I think guys would rather have a flat chest than fat rolls..

implants would fix that

your prob really hot still so don't even worry about it

umm....her name is nerdsgetmehot, so she probably isn't that hot herself.

OP, if you have a big butt to compensate for that real estate on your chest called Kansas then you'll be fine. However, that's kind of a downer if you wanted to be a striper.

Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.

lol. ass wrinkle :d

#75 You're right, I'm not.

on the plus side 103 u finally got one confirmed:)

Nerdsgetmehot is hot. And oh well your boobs are small, pobody's nerfect.;)

Nerds!!! Come on! You know you love your tiny boobies!(: *note to everyone, not only is Nerdsgetmehot a cutie but I've heard she knows how to bake!

lol #103 WOW never seen someone comment on there own FML :)

nerdsgetmehot is cute!! Who cares if her boobs aren't big, she's cute :P

nerdsgetmehot is fuckin adorable :D and according to some of my friends, big boobs suck and kill your back (I wouldn't know I'm small myself >.<)

try drinking beer manswers says it works

ditto on the hotness rating for nerdsgetmehot. I'm a fan of the smaller cleavage

I am 18 and I'm small chested. it sucks when you wear certain clothes but not all guys dig big boobs so don't feel like it will affect your chances of a relationship or anything. & you are really pretty too, you shouldn't be worried!

Having boobs is not that great...I have dd's I have back pain and it's difficult to run unless you have a super hold bra on. I'd trade any day...plus you are a cutie!

Today, I can wear DD bras to perfection. I am a male. FML it could always be worse...small breasts look cute on some girls.

I agree:( lucky u...

I have D boobs and no problem at all with them :)

you know what? big boobs suck! they give you back problems and shit like that...you're already hot! no need for big boobs! (no homo! LOL)

I think you're pretty. Don't worry about it.

Man she looks gooood, but flat chest isn't too much of a problem...

aww don't be like that op you're actually beautiful ;)

Nerds finally you got one posted after 102 attempts :D why do 12 year olds even need supportive sports bras? There's nothing to support.

nerds is freaking hot lmao

@103 not true, you're very beautiful, I prefer smaller myself.

Wolf parade reference?

wolf parade reference?

MizzErika, this is not the place to brag.

I'm a nerd! Damn, am I too late?

hahaaa can i have some of your boobs?? :) please?!

Ikr.....me neither.

#103 - nerds shut up! you're really beautiful!!!! really really pretty.

damn, you're still way cute op :) you could try gaining weight then losing it by working out instead of dieting. a bit of work though.

my sis is 12 n she wears a DD

403 ^^ it is the first place to lose fat if you're dieting. working out you're better able to target where you want to lose from. you are right about them just being fat if she did that though.

well I don't know if u just fishing for attention or really think u not cute but I would totally do you and probably 95% of the guys and girls here even if they say other way.

don't worry, I am 19 and still flat chested too. but you're still hot.

yah 12 year olds do need bras acually. i got my training bra when i was 11. and that sucks OP!!

430 - You cannot target where you want to lose fat. If she loses weight at all (through working out or dieting) she will lose some of the weight in her boobs; weight loss occurs all over, not just in one spot.

by the gods, I don't believe it. a whole conversation and everyone is saying big boobs suck. (they are slightly overrated)

Well show us a pic and we will take a vote. the results might boost your self esteem. and don't be so down on yourself. some of us, like myself, like small tits, as far as completely flat, well, that's okay too. someone will still love you for who you are.

It won't let me post a link to a picture.

Flat-B: perfect C-D: good DD: I can like it Anything more: too big Enough said.

Not everybody has money for that.

Congratulations ??

#502 Oh, shut up. I'm a 32AAA. And you know what? I can't help it.

Oh Ayame. Hahaha.

lmao love that show

i'm glad i don't have that problem.

Ya 103 u r hot, I would date a girl like u any day :)

Nerds, you are very cute. Boobs need to be proportionate. You seem to have an awesome personality too, which I'd say is more important.

#548 For several thousand dollars? No thanks.

435 - maybe it's just me but saying "I'd totally do you" is more of an insult than a compliment

I'm 20 and quite petite myself. You get used to it and learn to make up for it other ways. You're a cutie so don't worry about it! Oh and I love nerds too! :)

ummmm acually when I was twelve I DID.... ;P fooooo shooo

big boobs suck especially when your 14 and a size C when ur friends are all still in A's and training bras! :D

aww you're pretty so don't think differently!

shut up your pretty don't let anyone tell you different :)

enough with the self pity, ur cute :)

oh but she wishes

my sister's 12 and she's in c's,

I meant to hit thumbs down. Have more self confidence!

Nothing to support?? When one of my friends was twelve, she was in D's.

#667 Are you trying to make me feel bad?

nerds I'm 13 years old and a B cup. its legit torture. I can't wear anything without my sister legit screaming at me to pull my shirt up, even in public. my tech teacher is a total perv and I have to wear a hoodie to class so he's not staring at my chest. the majority of guys I talk to avoid my face and tend to stare at the girls. if I forget my sports bra then track practice equals torture. if somebody accedently hits me in the chest im fighting the urge to cry because they hurt like hell. my boobs have weird stretch marks on them too. you, my friend, are a total cutie pie. embrace your flat chestedness because I wish i could go back to those days.

You aren't very funny are you

you definitely don't look that flat chested

#670, omg I know right, I've got the same problem. It can be embarrassing sometimes! nerds, you are absolutely adorable. Don't bug out about it:)

#685 IK!! yay someone who understands:D

Actually you are hot

I wish it did

i'm sorry. Eat fatty foods?

This might as well of been submitted by a dude.

well it's true...you weigh more, you have a little more sometimes

big boobs don't look nice when ur fat.

fat peoples boobs don't count as boob it counts as fat

165 - Hahahahahahha!!!!

ummm you do know that women's breasts are like 85% fat right?

No.. they are 50% fat unless you are breast feeding/ pregnant..

Not always, some guys like that pre-pubescent look on girls. Not me of course...

personally I think being flat chested is better. more swimsuit/shirt selection since you won't need to worry about anything falling out. plus in like 40 years you won't have backpain and boobs to your knees. you are beautiful "nerds" ( I say that in a non creepy way I promise)

what r u talking about? u have a WAY better selection of clothes and swimwear when u r not totally flat chested.... like B and C cups r a good size to be able to wear almost anything.... when u try on tops or dresses, sometimes the chest part can be all bunchy and have extra material that u can't fill if ur totally flat...

well small tits are usually always made up btw a nice ass. and occasionally a nice pussy, depends how bad it's been torn up:)

Erika, why do you insist on being a total bitch on every "boob FML"? I agree with the other person; smaller chests usually do make your tops sit better and fit better. That said, there are certain tops which look better on larger-chested women. I am by no means saying any particular size looks better than another. They're just boobs - fat and tissue, people. As for your earlier comment, Erika, no one cares that you're a D. If it looks good on you, and guys like it, GREAT. If not, well... tough shit. Just because you're proud of your size doesn't mean the rest of us aren't allowed to be proud. D cups aren't the only sexy size, you know.

EatnBeef knows all about it being torn up judging from his profile name.

when I was twelve no one my age wore training bras... everyone wore actual bras that fit including me... you're flatter than twelve year olds honey.

#665 You're not helping...But I'm sure you know that. Keep your cynical comments to yourself, please.

One day you'll meet Mr.right, would love you for who you are, and you'll forget to even care about this.

Or she'll just get fat...

Yes, on the bright side, if your flat your probably skinny. Personally, I will take a skinny girl without boobs over a bigger girl with boobs any day!! Cause let's face it, most girls, not all, with big boobs are also a bit bigger everywhere else too. So don't sweat it.

yea that sucks. Eat a lot of foods to gain weight and have big boobies.

5, great idea. Then she'd be the "fat chick with no boobs". How does that help?

26 is stuuuupid

your stuuuupid.

I agree with #4 :)

Oh snap!! breaking Benjamin! that my art piece I have as my picture!

I love breaking Benjamin, but that has nothing to do with the topic.

Your lucky op! You don't have huge things flapping when you run! Be thankful for what you have :)

Awww that's so nice. :)

that's a sweet way of looking at it :)

Ok, I know real are better, but if you are so concerned get implants.

you look like a creeper