Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Can't be late!
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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ritzbits 0
how did this phenomenon occur?
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
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Comments (316)
arealwarrior 0
How am I the first that I seen to say this buttttt Ru a woman now or have u always been?
iBiteRoses 22
Saying "whilst" doesn't actually make you sound smarter... : There's too many people on here that say "whilst" anyway.
joee182 3
Thats nasssstttttyyyy!:x
ih82bl8 2
Wait... What?
ChevyTruckbabe 0
underwear would've probably helped in this situation
DeeG12 0
Fat cat??
livedandlaughed 10
I would have never guessed this to be remotely possible.
BuckNekkid 22
where the hell is that zipper?
ndhin831 2
we need to get this chick together with the beehive crotch guy
Lludes 5
I'm woman and the only way I can see this happening is no panties and very tight pants