FML : Today, I work at a private pool where I can get up to six people in for free. Naturally, I invited my crush. She brought her boyfriend. FML

Today, I work at a private pool where I can get up to six people in for free. Naturally, I invited my crush. She brought her boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Partyofthree - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 00:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7465905 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:03

Drown him "accidentally" and she's yours!

By sunshine1421 | 14

#7465902 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:01

threes a party

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By sunshine1421 | 14

#7465902 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:01

threes a party

By Mohamed Shoaib | 7

#7465903 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By RichardPencil | 25

#7465905 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:03

Drown him "accidentally" and she's yours!

By pjsr | 31

#7465929 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 2:27

Make sure to crack down hard on PDA

By young_stud | 14

#7466253 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 19:05

Classic beta problems.

By Christopher Jay Fugate | 7

#7466292 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 20:33

Ah shit, that really sucks!

By FrozenYeti | 6

#7466368 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 0:13

why would you invite her if you knew she had a boyfriend?

bibobobonnor | 8

#7467514 - Friday 9 June 2017 1:43

hmmmmmmm, here's a wild idea, he didn't know

By R_L_Jack | 11

#7466463 - Wednesday 7 June 2017 8:17

Hey it happens, move on

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