Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
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Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
that's assault, i hope you wrote down their license plate.
whyme203 15
Dude that sucks. I work in fast food too and know how horrible people can be.
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Comments (63)
stevenmx86 7
That's the point of fire in the hole... To use something hot...
grrrrimard 6
doesnt mean that they should do it though>.
DjeePee 24
That's actually pretty sick. I can't imagine how stupid/drunk/arsehole you must be to throw hot coffee at someone.
jello17 0
Meh I work at tim hortons and hear about angry customers throwing their coffee at employees a lot. As well as people spilling their coffee on you or all over the floor and expecting another free one...Its pretty sad. Coffee reall burns when it's straight out of the pot.
KiddNYC1O 20
If someone throws coffee at me there will be a fight.
wolflover44 5
Tims is an alright place to work though. I've only gotten coffee thrown at me once. It was supposed to be a tea... Oops.
elite_stoner 0
stick a bong on the end of that 22.
PrettyKookieToo 8
It would have made me a happy, happy bunny, if you're profile had said something along the lines of "Mummy, are you my mummy?"
Holy_ish 19
people become more and more of a dick everyday. How your ok
cupcakesnpot 9
so sorry for you! but I can't help but think it's hilarious those people so have my humor!! though in all honesty though I do think it's freaking hilarious, I could never do that to someone..
austinkiser 3
since it's funny maybe it's only a matter of time
RuCheezBurger 10
Do you happen to work at a fast food restaurant because I could show you how it works.
KiddNYC1O 20
You're just as much of a douche laughing at it.
Weetart 8
Are you smoking a joint?
duckie1015 9
In that case, I hope someone throws hot coffee in your face so you can really experience the true hilarity of it.
PopRocks14 0
Want me to throw some coffee at you? Possibly even get 3rd degree burns? Hmm..
k9luver13 0
that's not cool at all :(
kenzleshaah 0
lmaoo im soooo going to do that to someone lol wow thats great(:
kai_ngo 0
You're not serious are you? If you are, you have earned the title of AssFace.
physicist48 0
That's such a dick move.
skata 4
someone needs to do that to you
dearbarn 0
I think I'll do it too
omgcookeys 15
Don't be a douche, everyone hates douches except for fellow douches.
coolstorybro6969 6
Agreed, if you were a knight of the round table your title would be... Sir. AssFace, the douche
Legendslayer222 26
Well at least they didn't throw real fire. Still a hot drink is bad enough. I'm not an expert on drive throughs, but should there be some form of window there to help stop people throwing stuff in?
melissaa57 0
When you're talking to customers you have the window open. Unfortunately, it gives jerks like that the perfect opportunity to throw things in.
KiddNYC1O 20
It's mostly two windows. The order and the payment. Usually when you're paying, the window is open.
KiddNYC1O 20
I got it all mixed up. When you're paying, it's closed. When you're receiving order it's usually open.
chili_is_good 0
yeah but your expression was hilarious :) Jk
lokrar789 7
The're just having fun. At least they didnt put a flaming bag of dog shit on the counter.
brisadiva9 0
I would like to see you say "they're just having fun" if it were you. I've had coffee thrown on me before and let me say, it ain't fun… at all.
lokrar789 7
Bitch plz.
Anthonymm2 20
Burn, literally.