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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 23 August 2020 23:42

And that's when you press charges McAssault and McBattery.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 23 August 2020 18:52

and he was arrested for assault, right?

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 23 August 2020 18:52

and he was arrested for assault, right?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 August 2020 0:51

And apepper?

mecaslender 5

Sunday 23 August 2020 19:48

Hey, I feel your pain I also work at McGoFuckYourself

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 August 2020 20:04

Serves you right for screwing with our heads with McRib!

TxKitten 8

Sunday 23 August 2020 20:11

And you called the cops and filed an assault charge, right?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 23 August 2020 21:18

Social distancing - he's doing it wrong.

tounces7 27

Sunday 23 August 2020 23:42

And that's when you press charges McAssault and McBattery.

Sertorius 10

Monday 24 August 2020 2:35

If you diffused the situation I guess you allowing it to infiltrate everywhere, like unwanted aromatherapy. Which is pretty much what happened to 2020. You should have tried defusing the situation instead.