Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
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elephantom12 9
U got professionally trolled. Be honored.
tylersign 11
He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.
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Comments (278)
MineIsBigger 5
FIRST!
unhappybitch 8
Let me guess your comment was, FIRST!!!!
Melvar_10 3
I hope he paid first, they usually make u pay first at drive thru's But lol what a character
elephantom12 9
U got professionally trolled. Be honored.
Buttsexpirate 9
Thats when I pull an Anthony Anderson and yell "Come on, let's burn this ************ down!" and run out the restaurant.
SuperKnuckels 6
^ Harold and Kumar reference. WIN.
xoconnie 8
lmao that is really funny! not you getting vanilla milkshake on you, but the image it puts in my mind hahahahahah, its alright OP. it was obviously nothing personal lol
ImFrackinBored 13
Am I the only one wondering where number 1 is?
mattmadden 0
I know what I'm doing later... Thanks OP.
elidine 0
Probably in the toilet... Where else would you do a #1?
ComTlancy 12
I remember this prank off CKY.
Mayjay122 7
*insert sexual comment here*
MagicGiraffe 12
What a waste of a delicious shake, considering now they're topped with whip cream and a cherry...
shybear15 0
Well they just paid to cover you in a milkshake
Jirekianu2 19
Because trolling is a great excuse to commit assault. **** anyone who thinks its okay to do this kind of bullshit to people who have done -nothing- to deserve it. At least a few of these morons have been caught on security cameras and arrested for this shit.
BigBacker 0
Hey don't worry! Just 'shake' it off.
CryMoreFMLs 15
118 - It's not assault. Hop off your high and mighty throne of godliness. It was a prank. Assinine, but a prank nevertheless.
nolarboot 10
117 - Not necessarily; some cashiers are required to hand it out first. 134 - It's "asinine". :)
5t3ff1k4h 45
136 - Good call on the spelling. ;) Though, despite some stores requiring employees to hand the shake out first, I think it's really stupid to do so. It's a huge risk they're taking; any customer could drive away without paying that way. If you get the money first you aren't risking that.
6tori6 5
I like how op calls him a "gentleman" after what he did lmao
wegetrz 14
And what a jerk..he could've thrown some fries to go with that shake.. :D
Sebastian_NG 17
New version of coening?
Jvr91 8
"Ryan and I fight like teenage girls," said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Ryan Mallet. "We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and messing around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me."
JustinThunder 8
134 - From the information that has been given, an assault took place. It doesn't matter if it is a prank or not.
Meowingtons500 18
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like; its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge!
5t3ff1k4h 45
201 - You're an idiot. they're* incorrect semi colon use* it's* too many commas* shitty song*
Meowingtons500 18
213- So you have nothing better to do than be a grammar Nazi? :) Clearly you have no life.
5t3ff1k4h 45
217 - So you have nothing better to do than recite shitty song lyrics from a shitty song, while littering them with spelling mistakes?
Torva_fml 16
150-What the ****, this doesn't even make sense? Are you ******* stupid? God damn it... Get the **** off....
smileydancer92 2
Lol
Sebastian_NG 17
189 Yep im so glad its strating to catch up ^^
BoredReader88 5
#150 the saddest thing about your shitty comment is the fact that your profile picture is a Giant and a Bear yet you are talking about the Patriots.
PhillyHilly 10
third! lol trolled
unhappybitch 8
Congratulations!!!!! ( sarcasm by the way )
NotMuchLuck 0
Coning.
hamncheeseinit 6
FYL for working at mcdonalds
godlike1 5
It's not coning, coning is when you order ice cream and hold it. By the ice cream
BSwag40 0
*Grenade-ing*
itschrisssybro 8
47 - It's the money that counts, at least he has a job.
MagicGiraffe 12
69- it's actually called "Fire in the hole"
omgcookeys 15
No, it's called being a douche.
SimpleMinds_fml 7
No. Coning is bullshit that a bunch of tools do.. Oh you grabbed the ice cream the wrong way and now your hand is covered in ice cream, you sure got me! No, screaming 'fire in the hole' while throwing a fresh milkshake in my face... prank well done, sir.
emerluvsu 6
That sounds like a variation of "coning."
radiocaf 29
it was actually way before coning. fire in the hole is really old now. still funny though.
JurassicHole 5
That's not funny, it's a complete dick move. Someone's just working to earn some money and a douche decides to throw a shake at them? ******* childish.
omgcookeys 15
29, it's not funny if you're the one covered in milkshake.
kevinophamaa 4
Have fun with life geez
chickenwalrus 14
they did this on tosh.o, haha im guessing thats where the guy who did it got it from.
krez 20
Much older than coning. And YDI for messing up my order all the time.
robertlovespi 3
Did he drive off screaming "TROLOLOL"?
jworret 0
He definitely should have!
emerluvsu 6
Holy God, that would have made this xml wayyyy funnier.
False_Stupidity 42
It's a sad day indeed when someone even manages to spell FML wrong...
tylersign 11
He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
I like how at the end op's like "I was covered in vanilla shake," like NO SHIT! I thought they missed and you were still complaining about it!
jillianmathers12 13
Yum!
dompa2011 0
Gayyyyy
hennessy89 34
Doesn't sound worth the $5 or so to buy the shake. FYL
xaviiboo 9
Who the devil pays $5 for a regular vanilla milkshake?? Where they do that at??
melikeyturtles 3
I love how 24 used the phrase "who the devil". i haven't heard that one in awhile.
iam_yummylicious 12
I've paid that for vanilla milkshakes, but not from fast food. However, it is definitely worth it! I've done this before. SO fun. It and speeding through puddles to splash people.
icy37 10
You sound like a real douche.
TalkinSmack 6
Thanks for admitting to all of us that you are an asshole
mrpipp 0
Guys lighten up. It doesn't hurt anyone, sure it may be annoying but it's a prank. Suck it up. Not like the person did it to personally hurt the OP
wushuxu 7
61- I think u meant 25 not 24
omgcookeys 15
82, you're a jackass. Why would you do that?! It doesn't seem fun to do that at all! It's just rude!
iam_yummylicious 12
It may not to seem fun to you, but it is fun for me. My friends and I enjoy being douchebags.
eckert926 0
Haha classic!!