Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
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Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
that's assault, i hope you wrote down their license plate.
whyme203 15
Dude that sucks. I work in fast food too and know how horrible people can be.
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Comments (63)
elmogoezRAWR 0
Steal a children's bike, chase them down, demand a refund on the build-a-bear you bought last Friday, and punch those motherf*ckers in the face when they refuse. And don't forget to steal their purses. For bonus points, wear a monocle.
Wtf91101 3
A monocle is always good for extra points!
VeganVampyre 26
Yeah, but unfortunately you have to open the window every now and then, to give the customers their food. At which point they could throw something back in at you, apparently. I can't believe people actually do things like that though...
celticsfan69 0
Yes that's very true
nsaner 0
that does suck but at leasts its not as hot as it used to be, I mean before the jackass lady spilled it and sued it was way hotter. but none the less that does suck
LinTurk 4
We wrote a paper on that Lady back in high school. She was in her seventies, wasn't the driver, and even had her grandson pull over so she could cream in her coffee. She received 3rd degree burns all over her thighs and vag. She had to have skin grafts and all kinds if fun stuff. I would have sued too.
vegan_muffin 5
Yeah I guess that's why the lids all say "Caution: Contents Extremely Hot." Still sucks for the OP though.
LinTurk 4
Buahahaha *add* cream to her coffee. I suppose if she was trying to cream in her coffee, she would have kind of had it coming huh:)
hbbs93 6
Burn baby burn.
melissaa57 0
Thats the worst! That and "coning". people have no lives.
melissaa57 0
True. I wasn't trying to compare the 2, it was really just stating that people have nothing better to do.
CrazyManNo9 29
Just not funny you dicks.
perdix 29
You ought to sue McDonald's for making the coffee too damn hot!
beagle351 0
Hahaha the rent is too damn high!
corruptblackkat 17
or just sue mcdonald's just becuase everyone else is and they seem to like to settle a lot lol
PopRocks14 0
Actually some retarded lady did sue Mc Donalds because it was too hot..Lmao. People are idots. Hope OP is okay.
Perci 5
Actually, the lady who sued was around 70, and the coffee was just under its boiling point when she spilled it. The suit was just to cover the medical expenses for the skin grafts she had to get. LEARN THE FACTS!
pretty_in_pink94 6
Man, that sucks. McDonald's coffee is so hot, it can castrate.
sparxva 12
I'm sure the place has a videocamera. File a complaint with the police. Duh!
griffin2020 4
This is assault, and perpetrators have been prosecuted and locked up for doing it with water, to say nothing about hot coffeee. Some people are stupid.
Getjynxd 2
Assault yes it is, locked up no way thats gonna happen. Simple fine thats not gonna exceed 500 bucks is all thats prolly gonna happen