Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
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Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
that's assault, i hope you wrote down their license plate.
whyme203 15
Dude that sucks. I work in fast food too and know how horrible people can be.
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Comments (63)
mrjude 3
And THIS is why McDonalds should allow its employees to come to work armed.
NikkaIraKate 1
Armed with riot shields.
shootintacos 0
mama, mama ma---ma said dat coffees da devil!!
NikkaIraKate 1
This is just low, I mean who throws coffee at people. Coffee is good but not in the sense of throwing it at people and OP hope you are ok cause they're just stupid drunk mofo assholes
purpledogs 0
hahahahahah i love doing stuff like this it's hilarious and yes i'm a girl btw. how do you add a pic. 2 fml
NikkaIraKate 1
Don't forget she's also an ass
Nashiq 8
Sadly a double FYL
ArsenalFan12 0
I don't blame them mcdonalds coffee sucks
physicist48 0
That sucks. I've had that happen to me four times. People suck.
kimmi41509 10
I work at mcdonalds too and my coworker had a milkshake thrown at her recently.
Raheemdplayer 7
Get them done for assault, use the CCTV and get their registration. FYL
grrrrimard 6
that really sucks.. i had it done too me twice an it really sucks:(