FML : Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed...

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 October 2017 01:30 /

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By davecross | 11

#7549615 - Saturday 7 October 2017 2:56

Thats considered assault. If you got minor burns let it go but if you really got hurt I would press charges.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7549609 - Saturday 7 October 2017 1:37

New business venture. "Uber Assholes"

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7549607 - Saturday 7 October 2017 1:36

Drive through delivery--you're doing it all wrong.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7549609 - Saturday 7 October 2017 1:37

New business venture. "Uber Assholes"

By davecross | 11

#7549615 - Saturday 7 October 2017 2:56

Thats considered assault. If you got minor burns let it go but if you really got hurt I would press charges.

piinksock | 17

#7549885 - Saturday 7 October 2017 22:56

On who? The complete stranger in a public place who left after the act

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7549700 - Saturday 7 October 2017 12:16

I hope you chased that fucker down and put him to sleep.

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