By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Spicy
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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A07 48

It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?

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TiggyBonkers 32

Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...

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gracehi 31

Hey, 34. Would you like me to call you an ambulance to take care of that burn?

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Hoopachi 19

#67 Apply lukewarm water to that burned area, I learned not to apply cold water the hard way…

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Cads1 24

But #7 is good to go.........right?

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ontheFLY4 25

I see what you did there. Good game.

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bsums203 13

What we all really want to know is how things played out after this point.

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ontheFLY4 25

Yes a follow up is needed. Did he pay the requested amount? Did he try to haggle with you and you had to come up with a name of a fake pimp to threaten to beat him up? There are many scenarios that could be very interesting!

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Jennandco 25

At least you know you're hot enough for him to be willing Enough for him to PAY to have sex with you. Other men expect that for free

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Goblin182 26

hard to see this as a compliment.

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cnbcad 15

Have you seen most prostitutes?? The vast majority - and any you see on the street are not "hot" at least not for long

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limegreenpoopie 31

If you're going to hook up with random guys like that, at least let them pay for it.

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abNormal62 23

If you meet somebody on the street and give it away that quickly certain assumptions are going to be made.

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bdsmslave 18

Just make up some ridiculously high amount. He didn't get a quote first, so he should pay whatever you charge now. You'll walk out of there with a bruised ego, but at least you'll be able to afford that vacation in Mauritius you've always wanted. On a serious note... Chin up, OP. It was a crappy thing that happened , but don't allow it to make you feel worth any less. Good luck.

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Cassandra2015 21

Cute or not, who just hooks up with random people ?

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Innately 6

A lot of people, all the time. Haven't you ever heard of bar hookups?

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Zebediabolical 39

Lots of people. Haven't you ever heard of PlentyOfFish.com?

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alex_gen 38

You'll have money enough for your STD treatments?

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