Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
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Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Sansa_fml 38
Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.
A07 48
The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.
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Sansa_fml 38
Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.
HarshD9619 34
Step 3. Run again
Sansa_fml 38
And if that isn't working there is step 4. Run harder.
fie26 9
Step 6: change your name, go to Canada, and make a living selling dogsleds
securityguy 10
seriously file a report with the police
PhinIt2WinIt 24
step 7. if all else fails flee to the arctic and live with polar bears
MaT30123 19
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A file report for asking a girl out and then being confident about it when she says no? Great idea
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@100, Are you serious? "You'll regret this" is not confidence. That's a threat. Did you miss the part where OP said this person cut off her hair? That's already seriously disturbing, add to it that vaguely veiled threat and that's more than police-worthy. Confidence would be respecting the rejection and moving on without having your ego damaged too badly. It's pretty troubling you can call this confidence as though there's nothing wrong with this behavior.
dbt88 15
104- unfortunately "You'll regret this" isn't an actual threat. You may take it as threatening but unless the person specifically says what they'll do, it's not enough to be acted on by the police.
Trin_Tran 26
Sorry, I realized what I was going say wasn't right .
rossea 21
"Sorry for grabbing your hair and snipping off a chunk with a pair of scissors. It was an accident."
uncle_ssaamm 12
yeah "its okay though i can use it for my shrine"
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
isnt this what younger kids do to "flirt" with someone they like? lol I've seen it in movies but never thought it really happened.. i bet he's hitting on you op. .he's just socially awkward.. and doesn't do it right.
mintypoison 22
Ah yes, I remember guys in HIGH SCHOOL flirting with me by cutting my hair and threatening me when I refused their advances... This guy has committed assault and is now threatening OP. That isn't flirting, that's terrifying.
Pizzacheese4 13
#65, what movies do you watch?!
A07 48
The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.
MrConcise 34
I think you're confusing confidence with a lack of social skills.
A07 48
'Atleast give him that' meaning that's the only thing he has, lack of social skills included.
MrConcise 34
I think he's just entirely awks and not at all confident (it mentions he'd never talked to her before), but it's all speculation, so well played.
A07 48
Its all about the 20 seconds of bravery, thats all that counts. Thanks tho.
danceinconverse 25
I'm not giving him anything because he's not entitled to a prom date.
xKrisSmoove 21
He's confident enough to run away when OP calls the cops
Aimeejasmine 15
This guy pulled out scissors on her and made threats when she obviously declined spending a whole evening with a stranger and you're defending him?? Guys seriously..
ChristinePi 36
The only thing that needs to be given to him is a restraining order.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I really hate when people automatically assume that your "defending" a creep if you're not saying exactly what you're supposed to say. Yeah, we get he's a creep and I'm pretty sure the majority of people here think threatening is wrong. It's called a joke.
thelaughingcat 6
He's threatening her because she said no to him, snd you think we should give him props for confidence?
gintwinsmoore 20
not confidence...but huge balls and a mindful of crazy is what he has!
Space_Teddy 29
Stalker alert
Ms_ValS 27
Yeah you should inform your parents and your teachers.. seriously.
lianajade 10
love at first... snip?
brytonhansen 19
Run. Far. Far. Away.
EJ_Red 9
He's making a shrine dedicated to you in his room like how Helga G. Petaki made a shrine to Arnold in her closet.
EclipseCandy6 24
I would have beat him to saying "you'll regret this" when he cut my hair.
Cads1 24
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Make his day and just say yes. Going to the prom with him surely doesn't mean you have to blow him at the end.
danceinconverse 25
Or don't go with him because you shouldn't feel guilted into going with anyone? He cut off her hair so why would she go to prom with him and let him thinks that's ok?
Cads1 24
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Think of it as an act of charity.
RockyRacoon 16
She doesn't owe him anything it's her prom too. She shouldn't go with someone she doesn't like !
cari_cat 19
Charity is for people in need this guy just sounds awkward and well a bit of an ass
lovethatstach 18
yeah-go to prom with the guy that really deserves a restraining order.
Aimeejasmine 15
Yeah because giving the Edward scissorhands exactly what he wanted isn't encouraging that behaviour at all is it
chosha_fml 26
#9 Make the day of someone who threatened her?
rachelthelime_fml 29
No. She doesn't have to do ANYTHING of the sort. How dare you suggest that. The guy cut a CHUNK of her hair out. That guy shouldn't be surprised she said no.
Wizardo 33
And from that moment, Baldilocks just knew that it wasn't right at all...
demonte_jones 19
What even?