FML : Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20...

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Chelsea - / Monday 2 April 2012 17:31 / United States

Intimacy

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By marisaichiban | 0

#65610 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:01

If you're going to clubs, and bringing guys you just met home, YDI.

By Locket_fml | 0

#65618 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

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By marisaichiban | 0

#65610 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

look_its_me | 0

#923095 - Sunday 7 March 2010 23:52

what's your complaint? did you think you were going to go out with him or something? you had sex with a hot guy an got $20. stop whining.

EvilPotato | 14

#2301344 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:59

well OP you sure as hell act like one

By Crunchy_fml | 0

#65615 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

at least you got some money?

By Locket_fml | 0

#65618 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

By knitbitch | 0

#65625 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:04

#3 is right. What are you going to spend the $20 on?

hahahayeahright | 5

#2983614 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:13

a cheap prostitute.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#4129629 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 23:11

And STD check?

jfsiv | 17

#7528008 - Thursday 10 August 2017 15:07

condoms?

By kika_fml | 0

#65632 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

You kinda deserved that one.

By Warcry21 | 1

#65634 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

sex and money... what's to complain about?

bridgette5866 | 0

#874337 - Saturday 20 February 2010 4:09

this is the general opinion. how are you upset about that? just be a little more clear on your prices next time.

qwertsarecool122 | 17

#5974391 - Friday 13 June 2014 20:27

STDs

By ZeShadow | 0

#65638 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:06

Try to be better at what you do... you'd get more than a 20$ bill

Casaundraaa | 9

#7527807 - Thursday 10 August 2017 3:23

???

By Amkii | 0

#65640 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:06

You kind of are a prostitute if you go around clubs, sleeping with random guys. Wait, no. You didn't expect money, so it just makes you a slut. So the $20 is a bonus, then. What will you spend it on? Condoms? Birth control?