By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
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Locket_fml 0
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Look on the bright side, $20 up.

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Crunchy_fml 0

at least you got some money?

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marisaichiban 0
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look_its_me 0
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what's your complaint? did you think you were going to go out with him or something? you had sex with a hot guy an got $20. stop whining.

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EvilPotato 14
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well OP you sure as hell act like one

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Crunchy_fml 0

at least you got some money?

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Locket_fml 0
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Look on the bright side, $20 up.

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knitbitch 0
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#3 is right. What are you going to spend the $20 on?

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hahahayeahright 5
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a cheap prostitute.

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jfsiv 17
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condoms?

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kika_fml 0
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You kinda deserved that one.

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Warcry21 1

sex and money... what's to complain about?

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bridgette5866 0

this is the general opinion. how are you upset about that? just be a little more clear on your prices next time.

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ZeShadow 0
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Try to be better at what you do... you'd get more than a 20$ bill

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Casaundraaa 9

???

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Amkii 0
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You kind of are a prostitute if you go around clubs, sleeping with random guys. Wait, no. You didn't expect money, so it just makes you a slut. So the $20 is a bonus, then. What will you spend it on? Condoms? Birth control?

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Casaundraaa 9

??

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imstillalostboy 3

hey why don't you stop slut shaming women or men for having sex. Don't degrade someone for doing something they like.

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Michael Montalvo 11
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But she brought a random guy home which makes her a slut. the same would go if it was a guy bringing home a random girl. people like sex undoubtedly, but have some decency and do it with a significant other and not with a stranger for crying out loud.

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Jo_The_Marten 0
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At least you got $20 out of the deal, and hopefully no STDs.

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BigLord 0
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Some guys here are right, be careful now, you don't want to have got anything extra in you besides those $20, right?

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