By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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KayDee29 31

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

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lostinareverie 21

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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Allornone 35

I would hope not.

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ohSNAPyall 26

1 is being an idiot. 14 is being a jackass.

lulinator 40

Currently, at least seven people think I'm a funny jackass. :)

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Cads1 24

But he is Victorian and that is basically the same as Tasmanian.

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KayDee29 31

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

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Shadowvoid 33

I'm just glad someone didn't achieve top comment with the annoying "Wincest" comment. Your comment was petty clever.

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KayDee29 31

Although I don't always remember it afterwards, sometimes I speak in puns. It's quite freaky.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Unless he's Jamie Lannister in which case "the things I do for love..."

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skatergal99 17

That'll make for interesting supper time conversation

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lostinareverie 21

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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ExtremeEncounter 32

I mean, if OP is bisexual then that makes sense.

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Gillett 23

You mean, better a drunk text than a sober one!

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Wakachulak 22

#48, Probably someone who was trying to send that text to Brady, but hit the contact below him and never realized it due to being shitfaced.

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ChristinePi 36

So depressing that this is the society we live in.

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Demon_of_Light 27

48, are you implying it wasn't an accident? Because I think that it's a lot more likely that she clicked the wrong contact than she somehow developed incestual feelings for her brother.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Apparently OPs sister!

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italyball 12

Are you kidding? I would rather get sleazy texts from a jerk then from a family member. Nope.

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whitetiger13131 26

I seriously hope she meant to text someone else

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BillMurray_fml 12

Just in time for the new season of Game of Thrones to start tomorrow!

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tygerarmy 35

Cersie and Jamie Lannister send their regards.

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