Or don't give him anything but a breakup unless OP is down with him having another girlfriend?

He should be given a kick to the balls.

You know what's weird? That all 3 comments above me has animal pictures! Except one who killed the poor piggy to satisfy his fat ass! bastard. K bye!

So weird

Your name is fat girl and your picture is about tacos

53- Your picture is a fat girl. What's your point?

Damn, 52, the girl in your picture is so fat, she actually has a single chin because it swallowed all the others.

Don't eat FML.com fatgirl D:

Lmao 52 privates her profile so we can't see

Well the rolex will eventually break, but herpes is forever...sounds like you got the better gift! FYL

That was so courteous of Rolex!

81- I guess she was the fat girl from the picture... I thought it was just making fun of someone, like my picture does to batman... Nope. Sorry, 52.

Hahahahahaha

Hahahahahha you have herpes

herpes the gift that keeps giving

Screw the watch you should just cut his dick off. He's an asshole

Awww. That's aweful.

Hangover quote ftw!!!

Herpes the gift that keeps on giving.

kill him.

And credit card bills

And that's misspelled.

Eh a watch has time ...

3- herpes, the gift that keeps on giving

Your icon is very true

I like those butterflies in the background of ur profile pic....

You're a faggot and you're not funny.

having herpes is winning? i don't think so

You`re lame.

In case you dont know. Every1lovesboners is ALWAYS. ALWAYS. Sarcastic.

Hey, I thought it was funny. His watch will break someday. Her herpes will be with her forever.

This comment will fall under the category, 'When Puns Go Wrong'.

Noobhat your profile pic looks like Bubbles from Trailer park boys mixed with star wars!

Time to go hang myself in shame...

^ I can say the same thing

Notimetobleed I've never seen one of your comments that was actually 0 or higher so please go away.

Sad to say neither have I (thumb me down I honestly do not care, I won't ever meet anyone on this sight and dont want too) Buh-bye!

Like the clap.

$7000 is somewhat cheap for a Rolex depending on the model.

I'm cheap, give me a blowjob. F**k a watch

Blowjob with a side of herpes? You have fun with that. I'll pass.

Agreed.

Yeah, she can't return the herpes because she doesn't have the box it came in.