Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Tsunami87 17

Ironically both of those things are timeless

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thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

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TransitionCovert 6

What a douche! Take the Rolex back and give him a Casio instead!

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Sonic_boomerang 5

Or don't give him anything but a breakup unless OP is down with him having another girlfriend?

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ReesesPuffs 0

He should be given a kick to the balls.

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fatgirllovesfml 0

You know what's weird? That all 3 comments above me has animal pictures! Except one who killed the poor piggy to satisfy his fat ass! bastard. K bye!

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itchy_arse 0

Your name is fat girl and your picture is about tacos

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

53- Your picture is a fat girl. What's your point?

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Keyman1212 14

Damn, 52, the girl in your picture is so fat, she actually has a single chin because it swallowed all the others.

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franticravyn 7

Don't eat FML.com fatgirl D:

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The_Troller 14

Lmao 52 privates her profile so we can't see

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Driveshaft 5

Well the rolex will eventually break, but herpes is forever...sounds like you got the better gift! FYL

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

81- I guess she was the fat girl from the picture... I thought it was just making fun of someone, like my picture does to batman... Nope. Sorry, 52.

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mrpipp 0

Hahahahahha you have herpes

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tjv3 10

herpes the gift that keeps giving

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leelaV 4

Screw the watch you should just cut his dick off. He's an asshole

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Tsunami87 17

Ironically both of those things are timeless

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skata 4

3- herpes, the gift that keeps on giving

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CookieMonstr19 0

I like those butterflies in the background of ur profile pic....

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every1luvsboners 11

You gave he a watch. He gave you the gift that keeps on giving. I'd say that you're the winner here.

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brunogtz 4

having herpes is winning? i don't think so

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NEEPLES 7

In case you dont know. Every1lovesboners is ALWAYS. ALWAYS. Sarcastic.

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SkardeyKat 3

Hey, I thought it was funny. His watch will break someday. Her herpes will be with her forever.

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evilscorpi 29

u might want to take that watch back....sorry op 0_o

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raphanne_fml 33

That sucks. I would say SEXchange it and get a refund but well.... With this kind of present...

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NoobHat 6

This comment will fall under the category, 'When Puns Go Wrong'.

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Notimetobleed 14

Noobhat your profile pic looks like Bubbles from Trailer park boys mixed with star wars!

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FreshlyCut 0

Notimetobleed I've never seen one of your comments that was actually 0 or higher so please go away.

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Notimetobleed 14

Sad to say neither have I (thumb me down I honestly do not care, I won't ever meet anyone on this sight and dont want too) Buh-bye!

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stormchaser24 24

Wow a $7000 watch for your boyfriend. Dang. Try something cheaper next time.

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_Oblivion_ 12

$7000 is somewhat cheap for a Rolex depending on the model.

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muffins650 1

I'm cheap, give me a *******. F**k a watch

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slick5880 22

******* with a side of herpes? You have fun with that. I'll pass.

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Sadist86 6

In time, that watch may lose luster, and degenerate in quality. Herpes will stay with you forever!!

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hateevryone 14

take that watch back and dump his ass

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tnlander 20

At least one of you can return your gift.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Yeah, she can't return the herpes because she doesn't have the box it came in.

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