By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 674
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Ironically both of those things are timeless

thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.


What a douche! Take the Rolex back and give him a Casio instead!

Sonic_boomerang 5

Or don't give him anything but a breakup unless OP is down with him having another girlfriend?

ReesesPuffs 0

He should be given a kick to the balls.

You know what's weird? That all 3 comments above me has animal pictures! Except one who killed the poor piggy to satisfy his fat ass! bastard. K bye!

Sonic_boomerang 5

So weird

itchy_arse 0

Your name is fat girl and your picture is about tacos

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

53- Your picture is a fat girl. What's your point?

Damn, 52, the girl in your picture is so fat, she actually has a single chin because it swallowed all the others.

franticravyn 7

Don't eat fatgirl D:

The_Troller 14

Lmao 52 privates her profile so we can't see

Well the rolex will eventually break, but herpes is forever...sounds like you got the better gift! FYL

That was so courteous of Rolex!

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

81- I guess she was the fat girl from the picture... I thought it was just making fun of someone, like my picture does to batman... Nope. Sorry, 52.

mrpipp 0

Hahahahahha you have herpes

tjv3 10

herpes the gift that keeps giving

Screw the watch you should just cut his dick off. He's an asshole

thebeanishere 8

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.

sky13_fml 4

Awww. That's aweful.

Hangover quote ftw!!!

Herpes the gift that keeps on giving.

And credit card bills

And that's misspelled.

Ironically both of those things are timeless

Eh a watch has time ...

skata 4

3- herpes, the gift that keeps on giving

Your icon is very true

CookieMonstr19 0

I like those butterflies in the background of ur profile pic....

every1luvsboners 11

You gave he a watch. He gave you the gift that keeps on giving. I'd say that you're the winner here.

You're a faggot and you're not funny.

having herpes is winning? i don't think so

You`re lame.

In case you dont know. Every1lovesboners is ALWAYS. ALWAYS. Sarcastic.

SkardeyKat 3

Hey, I thought it was funny. His watch will break someday. Her herpes will be with her forever.

u might want to take that watch back....sorry op 0_o

That sucks. I would say SEXchange it and get a refund but well.... With this kind of present...

NoobHat 6

This comment will fall under the category, 'When Puns Go Wrong'.

Noobhat your profile pic looks like Bubbles from Trailer park boys mixed with star wars!

Time to go hang myself in shame...

^ I can say the same thing

Notimetobleed I've never seen one of your comments that was actually 0 or higher so please go away.

Sad to say neither have I (thumb me down I honestly do not care, I won't ever meet anyone on this sight and dont want too) Buh-bye!

Wow a $7000 watch for your boyfriend. Dang. Try something cheaper next time.

Like the clap.

$7000 is somewhat cheap for a Rolex depending on the model.

I'm cheap, give me a blowjob. F**k a watch

Blowjob with a side of herpes? You have fun with that. I'll pass.

In time, that watch may lose luster, and degenerate in quality. Herpes will stay with you forever!!

hateevryone 14

take that watch back and dump his ass

At least one of you can return your gift.

Yeah, she can't return the herpes because she doesn't have the box it came in.