Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 31
It's said you miss all the shot's you don't take...Feels like this would have been a good one to pass on though.
SAM i AM 4
looks like you could be "essential" in more ways than one! Sorry tho!
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Comments (7)
Brightside86 31
It's said you miss all the shot's you don't take...Feels like this would have been a good one to pass on though.
Wadlaen 24
And it wasn't..?😕
mariepastyglue 30
Was he in the parking lot holding it out on a map?
SAM i AM 4
looks like you could be "essential" in more ways than one! Sorry tho!
Nhayaa 21
Dick pic in live. I'll never get why they think that's what we want...
Iamthebanzai22 21
Sounds to me like he 'wants' a charge for sexual harassment. If you don't lay a charge against him, he will just continue doing that to women and using the same excuse. Do something and stop other women from being victimised like this.
Suaria 38
I kinda wish it was that simple. However I work in a psych hospital. I've seen other men naked although none so far had purposely showed me. i'm sure he won't be the last guy's dick I see at my job. I did report it to the proper channels at my job so that's really all I can do.