brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Party trick
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
whiskey'swino
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Pantsontheground
New York, United States
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
chattyloz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Faatz 4
That's very attractive.
mayyberry 4
Sounds bloody awful!
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princessAj1 6
That must have been one tight wedgie to be able to pull a tampon out.
jesustitts 20
The ****** must have sucked up the tampon and sucked up some panties with it. That is the only reasonable explanation I can come up with in order for the wedgie to have been bad enough to pull a tampon with it.
123josie123 11
I don't know about you but my vag doesn't "suck" anything up..
princessAj1 6
183 - Sucks for your boyfriend if you have one
Pelvispresley 8
Bloody hell. Fyl
ImmaB3AST 7
Ooooo. Slow close
crazyjemjem 6
What a lucky man.
yoyoyolol08 5
But pads feel like you are wearing a diaper
cookeemonster 7
Either way, OP's boyfriend won't get lucky tonight
DocBastard 40
Wait wait wait... Tampon in the front Wedgie in the back This does not compute.
miserypoison 13
Wedgie at the front possibly this time? btw, awesome blog doc.
drezzickle 1
Some sort of Girls Only front wedgie, possibly?
ebonyirony 29
The string might have ridden up the back. Which means that it was long enough, therefore the tampon wasn't in as much as it should have been.
Myo_fml 20
Well, she was bound to have a leak then anyway.
RedPillSucks 33
Is this where her boyfriend says "Is that a tampon coming out your ass, or are you that unhappy to see me?"
Myo_fml 20
That actually reminded me of a disgusting time in my youth when my cousin thought that women had their cycle out of their ass.
Kaleigh090 11
It happens (even when you have the tampon inserted properly). The string may not always stay right where you want it to so, if you "pick" a wedgie, you might grab a small piece of it. However, I've never known anyone to tug hard enough to rip it out completely!
sweetmama88 6
He should learn to keep his hands to himself next time . Don't understand why women allow men do terrible things to them .
Mrnice 8
Terrible comment
seasonedtoast 19
You appear to be confused.
reject214 10
She did it herself dum dum.
VioletRaven1 8
U obviously didnt read it correctly please scroll up and try again ...........
Michael_92 20
What is happening to the reading comprehension on this world!?
iipinkette 16
Know what you're talking about before you type something...
RedPillSucks 33
I suspect he assumed OPs boyfriend gave her a wedgie, pre-adolescent boy style.
RedPillSucks 33
I suspect he assumed OPs boyfriend gave her a wedgie, pre-adolescent boy style.
cookeemonster 7
Please wise Noor, enlighten us with this story. It's ok, I'm not eating. :)
Ameel_fml 19
To be fair, they both have their advantages and disadvantages.
miserypoison 13
You'll just look back and laugh about it in the future. I'm sorry to hear though.