Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Party trick
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Faatz 4
That's very attractive.
mayyberry 4
Sounds bloody awful!
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Comments (177)
PollyluvsTigger 2
How does that even happen?!
RedPillSucks 33
Noor. Now I have to throw away my red and white eclair.
challan 19
I can't believe you are that classless. Hasn't your mother taught you how to be a lady? Gross.
perdix 31
Why are you letting your boyfriend buy you dinner when you are in no condition to pay him back afterwards?
KiddNYC1O 22
Some guys enjoy redwings.
texas_cowboi316 1
That bloody NASTY!
stewpididiot 11
"....poor woman didn't know, she had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe !"
dsl1123 8
I thought that you pick wedgies out of the other side and nit the front !
lonelyharts86 8
Your tampon must not have been in all the way. When used properly, it's pretty damn difficult to pull one out accidentally.
Eirena 5
As others have stated, she either had a frontal wedgie (camel toe) or the string somehow meandered to the back. Either way, accidentally pulling a tampon out is possible - but only with some vicious wedgie-picking.
court_f 8
That would suck!!!! But I don't understand, was the wedgie THAT much up your butt that you needed that much force to get it out?! Yikes!