brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Party trick
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
whiskey'swino
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Pantsontheground
New York, United States
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
chattyloz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Faatz 4
That's very attractive.
mayyberry 4
Sounds bloody awful!
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Comments (177)
pwiincezz246 2
Ouch! Did that hurt?
Inediblepeaches 15
Taking out a tampon doesn't hurt, but I see how you would come to that conclusion do to the wording of the FML.
eggmarie 25
No, yanking something out of your ****** feels just dandy. Edit: 115 - while taking out a tampon doesnt hurt, I would think pulling one out with great force and not expecting it would be pretty painful. I cringe at just the thought.
yuggi1 11
117, Maybe... Some people don't feel pain if their brains weren't aware of getting hurt. If I'm too engrossed in something and cut myself, but my brain is too busy doing something else, I literally feel no pain..... Until it realizes I have a cut. Then it hurts like a bitch.
reject214 10
Is it me but isn't one located in the front and one located in the back???
RedPillSucks 33
Wedgies can occur where-ever there's a crack. Ass wedgies in the back, vag wedgies in the front.
reject214 10
True 91, however I think she meant her ass, which might also mean her panties are too tight because she doesn't want to wear big granny panties.
jesustitts 20
I get ****** wedgies. My ****** is a panty muncher. It is normal-as someone already pointed out-for a wedgie to occur where a crack is located. Luckily, I don't have a period for the next 5 months. Yay pregnancy! :p
123josie123 11
Congrats!! :D
brohamas16 7
that is beyond gross
Harpy20 24
Then put in another one and enjoy the night.
ahippienamedrae 10
How does that work out? unless you pulled more towards the middle, which is a very classy thing to do at dinner.
ant1078 7
Noor, I love your sarcastic self!
DUBSTEP_WUB_WUB 1
ewww that's really gross I found a tampon in a bathroom at a pool once o.e
neilykins 29
How is that anything to do with the FML?
ImmaB3AST 7
You must be 12
AznSamoan52 10
I feel more sorry for the people around Op that might've seen that. Especially since they were eating.
MyTummyIsHungry 4
I almost did this while camping last week but I kinda realized right off the bat what was about to happen. Not sure how you didn't OP...
AliceLockehart 18
It'll probably change but first time I've seen an FML with the exact same number of you deserve it & that sucks :3