Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Party trick
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Faatz 4
That's very attractive.
mayyberry 4
Sounds bloody awful!
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TADspace 30
No back-up pad?
_mashaaa 5
OH MY GOD. THAT'S GROSS. How do you even do that.............?!!??
Forest_Berry95 6
Personally, there are only a few extreme situations where tampon-discomfort is tolerated. If it is bothering, you ought to handle things before they get outta hand.
manguy552 0
That sounds like a sticky situation.
CeltHound 14
TMI!!!!
TheDrudgeChild 4
120 - it's because you're discrediting her story when these accidents HAVE happened before, and we all know and trust Noor around here.
Nanael_fml 4
Bwahaha!!
onemorehuman 3
You pulled it all the way out? When you were picking a wedgie which I might is socialably unacceptable and you couldn't feel it coming out? You must have a loose ******.
flotat 2
WOW :O WHAT KIND OF WEDGIE WAS IT ?
karatekid97 17
To all of you who are saying "YDI", you're probably mostly guys, in which case you have no right to say anything.