brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
rebekah
United States
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Party trick
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
whiskey'swino
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Pantsontheground
New York, United States
Looking like a fool...
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
chattyloz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Faatz 4
That's very attractive.
mayyberry 4
Sounds bloody awful!
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jenniiienyc 5
Go to the bathroom if you have wedgie, don't just start digging at it any old where!
reganhenderson 2
how deep was it?!
grannygruber 6
God forbid you would excuse yourself to the restroom to deal with the wedgie, I mean I seriously doubt the rest of the patrons of the restaurant wanted to watch. That's a big fat YDI, nasty bitch, you woulda had to put serious effort into that wedgie to pull a tampon out!
ballbearing 10
Wow, you are disgusting. Who the hell picks a wedgie at the dinner table, in public or in front of their boyfriend? And you did all 3! Not to mention somehow pulled your tampon out! Unless you were seriously drunk... never mind. There is no excuse, you are disgusting.
AKGirlinSD 20
Noor has a good point. Toxic Shock Syndrome is way more common than most people think it is. Plus, all vaginas are like fingerprints: none are the same. Each lady has her reasons to why she uses. what she uses.
Miss1337 1
That's probably a good sign that you're VERY loose. Good job.
loganpaige 6
Ouch!
loganpaige 6
How in the world could you get a tampon stuck?? Not unless you put it in the wrong way but they make them now where you just push them in there and pull them out when your done...
leahmae88 7
The only way this could get more awkward? If you were in a skirt!
wiifan013 9
Bring extra tampons in your purse. Or at least go to the bathroom to pick out a wedgie