By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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EpicSquishii 21

I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.

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leogachi 15

And this bothers you why? Just be like, "What an idiot," and move on with your life.

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sugarbreeze 5

I don't don't understand why people post comments like these. It bothers her because it was rude and then blames her for it.

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leogachi 15

I understand that it was rude, but until Op decided to tell people nobody even knew it happened. There's no need to be embarrassed or angry because there weren't any onlookers.

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SkyDog 9

If that Logic was used, Most FMLs wouldn't be good.

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evilplatypus 38

49 - If you only care about things when someone is watching, I feel bad for you.

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Cocainee 6

Lets hope she was taking the piss, otherwise you'll be forever trying to work out what the noise was OP!

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Cocainee 6

To clarify, 'taking the piss' meaning her pretending to be serious when actually she did do it and wanted to make OP confused.

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worldclassrager 39

Good thing it was just the two of you if there were more it might have been a bit more awkward...

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SamanthaNGoree 10

...Or so you thought!

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HeartOfLead 24

You should have farted right then and there. I know a challenge to fart war when I read one.

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laden_swallow09 34

Only wise to start a war when you have the ammo!

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littlerawr 13

that bitch! at least there wasn't anyone else- that would've awkwaaard :P

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VeganVampyre 26

... That also would've completely defeated the point of the FML.

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Wizboy 17

You should have replied back, "Says who?"

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NatalieOntheTram 11

She's really giving you a hard time for supposedly farting in a restroom? People do much worse things. I bet if someone was having explosive diarrhea she would make a big fuss about that too. Fart in her general direction.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Even if it was you, FARTING? IN A BATHROOM? Oh lordy what has the world come to! Who farts in a place so OBVIOUSLY meant for looking at yourself in the mirror and doing your make-up! Beasts.

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MrsReed 14

I guess I'm multi-talented then...when I'm in the bathroom I look at myself in the mirror, take selfies, AND fart all at the same time! ;p

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