Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML
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Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML
Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML
Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
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Top comments
shannonreneee 11
Ungrateful and spoilt people are annoying. I do not care for them.
Lanceeden 12
Poor guy. You should give him a massage. He's having a rough time, op :(
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Lanceeden 12
Poor guy. You should give him a massage. He's having a rough time, op :(
geon_olam 17
or offer to go skiing for him
gojira666 7
Tell ur coworker he can go **** himself with a baguette
rostron71 3
I bet his diamond shoes are too tight as well . . .
Codezlol 21
With all that whining he does he will fit right in with the frenchies!
skullcandifiedDJ 5
He obviously hates life if he doesn't want to go skiing.... In freakin FRANCE
SmallyBigs 9
Whitewine.com
AyeTee77 18
Should have just stopped at "Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan. FML"
raphanne_fml 33
#64 Nooooo!!! You have it all wrong! We don't complain when we go on holidays! We complain when we have to go to work! ;)
r39p 3
Tell the bitch to shut up and deal with it or switch with you
delilah09 6
Ha! Love it! If you hate it so much why talk about it do much then?!
delilah09 6
*so
Reyo 2
That sounds like something this one girl at my school would do. He's not really complaining, he's looking for a way to put it out there that he's going skiing for holiday, but he knows that bragging about it would just make people think he's a dick. That's why he's "complaining" about it. People see that it's not such an awesome thing for him, so he's not really a dick. It's not really working though.
shannonreneee 11
Ungrateful and spoilt people are annoying. I do not care for them.
iloveshay2 0
Agreeable :0
Lanceeden 12
It can be either. Don't be such a tight ass and understand there are cultural differences between people from different places.
SilverInGray 25
22, you're a bit of an idiot, aren't you?
upyourzlolz 11
You should change the subject before KaySL reads this. We'll have a repeat of yesterday.
beautyswan 1
Definatley
tourtinet_fml 14
#26 no , "22 is no stupid ,but she doesn't knows the British english . according to Wordreference , "spoilt " is only a british word , but spoiled has employed in all english-speaking country . (sorry for the mistakes , I am french , and I has big gap in English)
DocBastard 40
Can I stand in for KaySL for a minute? No objections? Great! Callme007 - Are you so dense that you don't realise that there is such a thing as British English? Shocking, I know. You even say in your profile that you appreciate correct grammar and you make fun of stupid statements. So I expect you to come back and make fun of your own stupid comment immediately.
Lanceeden 12
50 can I haz cheeseburger? I'm sorry I'm an asshole it was the first thing that came to my mind.
MikeDa1Da 14
53- stfu. Stop trying to act like a bad ass on the Internet. In reality, you're an ass doctor. *braces for thumbs down and butthurt people*
notthechosen 6
Spoilt is the proper British English (as opposed to American English) spelling of spoiled. Same as kept and learnt,
SilverInGray 25
Isn't it always kept?
thereal501 2
Yes because we call poor guys who date rich celebs "kept men".
DocBastard 40
MikeDa1Da - you're under the assumption that people give two ***** about what you have to say. This isn't the first time you've trolled me and failed miserably. Feel free to **** right off now.
SilverInGray 25
90, Uh, what?
rallets 23
you guys spoilting the fun
KiddNYC1O 22
I soilt myself.
ohmandapants 17
Oh the ignorance...
GP14brBaller 5
First of all, 22, you are an idiot. Don't correct someone before doing research on the subject. Second of all, all the "American English is incorrect" is bullshit. Languages evolve. Get over it, and stop being snobs. Bring on the thumbs down.
skokob 7
Just hope that he runs into a tree!
geon_olam 17
but then he'll be on disability and have to sit at home and play video games
skokob 7
Not true look at Sonny Bono! He died from running it to a tree while skiing!
flockz 20
yes, death is always the answer. *eye twitch*
diidiimi 10
Dunno that I'd wish that kind of potentially terminal harm on him. Maybe hoping he gets put on a really dehydrating medication is more appropriate?
KileyBoynton 0
Or rather, a mountain... He could survive the tree.
ultra_notorious 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
put a muzzle on that toad then
manatees_r_epic 0
What?
crazyrunnergirl 7
Wow he really does have a tough life. I feel for him. France AND skiing
Awesomeelliot 11
must totally suck to do all those luxury activities...
uniongirl02 0
And this is what headphones are made for.
schlong21 0
Hey uniongirl02 you should message me!
thomas9753 0
At work?
uniongirl02 0
Sure.
rocker_chick105 31
Aww the poor baby. Is he also going because he forgot his ba-ba and his binkie there?
Icecream93 4
Give him a redbull. Gives him wings
tracyanai15 0
Put Ex-lax in his coffee. Then he'll really have something to complain about, ;)
ty1992_farmlife 12
Niiice!! Put it in his coffee and sit back and laugh your ass off lol Epic :)
tracyanai15 0
That'll be nice to see while he's skiing. Haha
lizzypooh36 18
yea, he obviously has such a tough life. if he doesn't wanna get up that early or get tired out from sking all day in France, I'll go in his place!
skokob 7
Need company?!
lizzypooh36 18
lol sure, why not. I'm sure OP's coworker won't mind since he can't appreciate the trip anyway lol
flockz 20
lol how bout me? lol
lizzypooh36 18
the more the merrier! so of course you can come too!
DocBastard 40
Subtle sarcasm is lost on some people.
flockz 20
lol right doc? lol i don't know, i feel like my douchebag comments are going right over her head.
lizzypooh36 18
yea. not so much guys. you obviously didn't understand the hint of sarcasm in my comment.
diidiimi 10
69 - sorry hun, I detected no sarcasm in your comment. You might want to work on that a bit. You know what they say about practice making perfect. And perhaps a dictionary and instruction manual.
lizzypooh36 18
hahaha 86. that was a good one :) maybe you can get me an instruction manual. and while you're at it, pick one up on how to not insult random people or call them hun. or maybe even minding your own business :)
DocBastard 40
Lizzy - I wasn't talking about sarcasm in your comment. You know what, never mind. Carry on.
lizzypooh36 18
then what were you referring to Doc?
lizzypooh36 18
then what were you referring to Doc?
Stormmm 6
It's tough to reply to such horrible sarcasm.
lizzypooh36 18
yupp
DocBastard 40
Lizzy - ask flockz. He's the one trolling you. And if you didn't realise that, then your sarcasmometer is broken.