SkyDog

Mr Santa Rosa, California 31 years-old Single

fuck 13 July 2013, 17:22 Farnham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Bobs and vagene!!

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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thenegatives 9 October 2014, 01:12 Mckeesport, United States

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

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