Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
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Hawk42 16
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It's been 4 years.

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patrickeli 15
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They're clearly not thinking about you at all... Why think so much about them?

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Hawk42 16
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Hawkward

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thatguynamedsky 32
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how long have you been waiting to make this joke?

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mif_fml 27
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Holy shit it's a hawk!

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Hawk42 16
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It's been 4 years.

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tony1891 22
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call for mike hawk! there. i finally got that out of my system.

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rbubbles 20
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I love it when people use the hand dryers so it blocks out any sounds you might be making

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wasliedtoasakid 22
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@19 Bet that's how long Op had to wait to take a dump...

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tonyfan00 38
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That has to suck......

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persianjr 15
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I have a hard time feeling sympathetic for things like this. Like I'm not trying to be heartless but being poop-shy in a bathroom is kind of ridiculous

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flee2321 10
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Especially at a place like school. It's not like a bunch of strangers you'll never see again. And kids can be mean.

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thecuriouskat 20
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Hopefully you eventually got some relief, OP!

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BlackStar288 10
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Incoming terrible poop puns

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patrickeli 15
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They're clearly not thinking about you at all... Why think so much about them?

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beyondflight 16
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Ya that's one of many reasons public bathrooms suck. Sorry about that OP

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trellz17 19
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Christ, I'm the same way. That's why I always go to the bathroom no one hardly uses when I'm at work.

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mif_fml 27
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Personally I let it all out, but I won't exit the stall until no one is in there...

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hamrtym 15
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I think you missed a "L" in your name.

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foxwasalamb 24
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funny how mif is commenting about toilet probs and her profile is talking about toilets as well.

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myveryownname 6
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I'm dying lmao those comments though lol

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nash1991 20
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I hate when that happens to me :/

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StellaNox 16
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Know the feeling! Feel bad for u, bro! FYL

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