By love-shot - 17/08/2013 08:24 - United States - Hays

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 030
You deserved it 7 845

Same thing different taste


Jake_Hale 7

I thought Slim Shady killed Stan by neglecting him

It's good to see that I wasn't the only person who thought of Stan.

That is the exact thought that came into my mind when i read this.

Me too. I thought "well at least Wendy's usually pretty nice about it!"

Apparently one person had not seen the Aspen Timeshare episode. Staaan Daaarsh. Stan Darshydarsh.

TotomatoJr 9

Brace yourselves, the Stan Marsh comments are coming! Lol

You did NOT give me enough bracing time, man! The Stan Marsh comments are already here!

helpfulwhale 12

And that, my friends, is why we carry listerine breath strips. In moments of crisis like this, you just pop one in and get back to the kissing.

I am going to have to say that is disgusting. Wash your mouth out or something before you swap spit, half-digested food, and stomach acid with the person you are kissing.

Some classy girl gave a friend of mine a bj after throwing up. He had to go to the doctors a few days after.

helpfulwhale 12

I was clearly being sarcastic, 8.

No, you weren't. I'm so tired of people taking the "I was being sarcastic" excuse. I think it's quite obvious you need the definition of sarcasm, so here you go: sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ Noun The use of irony to mock or convey contempt. Synonyms irony

She might not have technically been sarcastic, but she could have simply been making a joke. You don't know what's in her head...or...DO you??? O.o

10-- are you sure he went to the doctor due to her vomit bj?

helpfulwhale 12

People like you are really obnoxious. It was a joke. Get over yourself

euphoricness 28

To be quite honest, it's pretty hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic over TEXT. I mean seriously I could be sarcastic right now! /insert sarcasm ... The world will never know

What's wrong with vomit kisses? Who doesn't love the taste of Doritos? :P

Are you insinuating that Doritos taste like vomit? I love Doritos ;-;

MEM0817 18

It's just a phase you'll move past it eventually! Try not to let your nerves get the best of you and just take each kiss for what it is. I remember those days... The butterflies and apparently for you, throwing up. Hahaha.

You're going to have to find a new crush with a puke fetish.

perdix 29

Like "Two Girls, One Cup" fans.

Why would you bring that up?! Some of us tried very hard to bleach our minds of that!

MEM0817 18

If she's just talking about a crush and throwing up... I can't imagine her old enough to be having sex. Not to say she isn't, but from the sounds of it, I doubt it.

Just because you have a crush on someone doesn't mean you aren't of age to have sex. My English teacher has a crush on a man at school and she 's 46. The throwing up part though, that IS iffy..

I don't think she was suggesting that you're ever too old to have a crush, but that if a mere crush fills you with such anxiety that you vomit it likely means that you have little to no experience with romance or sexual activity, which usually means you're young.

who said it's a girl? could be a guy....