Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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LostSoul 19

Tuesday 20 August 2019 20:25

I would have left it and announced it as I left the stall.

what 1

Tuesday 20 August 2019 16:51

It was him ^

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 August 2019 16:21

What did I do wrong? I’m not an asshole — I’m just a guy who came here to read FMLs! Now, I’m starting to understand why they’d think it’s your used tampon.

what 1

Tuesday 20 August 2019 16:51

It was him ^

hereforfmls 17

Tuesday 20 August 2019 18:45

rule 13 blame Richard pencil for everything on fml

LostSoul 19

Tuesday 20 August 2019 20:25

I would have left it and announced it as I left the stall.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 24 August 2019 17:18

I was gonna say that too! That’s exactly what I’d do

Sarah Emmons_80368934 6

Tuesday 27 August 2019 5:31

Same thing I would’ve done

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