By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 18:24 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 963
You deserved it 3 067
Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

boating_guy 33

Whether she's making a fool of you or not, it's clearly a no. It's not easy but don't waste your time and just move on from her OP

239 5
guinea_pigs 9

If she's joking, that's a horrible joke, and a horrible way to turn down a proposal. if she's not joking, there's an even bigger problem.. either way, this is a huge red flag.

211 2

Comments

DrMario_ 16

Ouch, OP. I hope she was joking, and that you guys have a happy ending! (-:

42 7
FiFiLovee 26

This got posted above another proposal FML and for a second there I thought it was the same FML posted by a different user. XD

6 18
americanafrican 32

well, at the given rate of people being denied, it wasn't a joke even though I pray for op that it is

7 2
Tickle_my_dickle 7

if you know what I mean c;

1 11
boating_guy 33

Whether she's making a fool of you or not, it's clearly a no. It's not easy but don't waste your time and just move on from her OP

239 5
DjeePee 24

That is, if his main goal is a marriage. It's not because she doesn't want to marry, that she doesn't love him. If they both can be happy with 'just' a relationship, there will be no need to move on.

7 11
Mr23 9

If you're goign to 'move on' after every proposal for which the answer is "I can't right now", you're going to have a bad time.

7 2
feelingold 18

Either way I'm afraid the answer's still no... Hope that ring's returnable!

33 4
CurlyQute 17

Ummmm hopefully it's just a joke..

5 16
cheeeksss 29

Even if she were joking, I hope OP doesn't marry her. Who answers a proposal like that?

19 2
guinea_pigs 9

If she's joking, that's a horrible joke, and a horrible way to turn down a proposal. if she's not joking, there's an even bigger problem.. either way, this is a huge red flag.

211 2
PenguinBitch 43

First it's because of her grocery career and now this?! Something's up.

23 17
Mr_Duckingbergh 13

If it's what I think it is this means she's already married if she's serious so that means you are the other man. Or some other screwed up stuff is going on here. Won't know unless there is some back story though.

4 7
IamHercules 24

Bigamy: being married to two people simultaneously.

81 4