By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 18:24 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML
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Whether she's making a fool of you or not, it's clearly a no. It's not easy but don't waste your time and just move on from her OP

If she's joking, that's a horrible joke, and a horrible way to turn down a proposal. if she's not joking, there's an even bigger problem.. either way, this is a huge red flag.

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Ouch, OP. I hope she was joking, and that you guys have a happy ending! (-:

This got posted above another proposal FML and for a second there I thought it was the same FML posted by a different user. XD

well, at the given rate of people being denied, it wasn't a joke even though I pray for op that it is

if you know what I mean c;

Whether she's making a fool of you or not, it's clearly a no. It's not easy but don't waste your time and just move on from her OP

That is, if his main goal is a marriage. It's not because she doesn't want to marry, that she doesn't love him. If they both can be happy with 'just' a relationship, there will be no need to move on.

If you're goign to 'move on' after every proposal for which the answer is "I can't right now", you're going to have a bad time.

Either way I'm afraid the answer's still no... Hope that ring's returnable!

Ummmm hopefully it's just a joke..

Even if she were joking, I hope OP doesn't marry her. Who answers a proposal like that?

Get someone new, she clearly isn't for you

If she's joking, that's a horrible joke, and a horrible way to turn down a proposal. if she's not joking, there's an even bigger problem.. either way, this is a huge red flag.

First it's because of her grocery career and now this?! Something's up.

I see what you did there.

ouch :/ that's not cool

If it's what I think it is this means she's already married if she's serious so that means you are the other man. Or some other screwed up stuff is going on here. Won't know unless there is some back story though.

Bigamy: being married to two people simultaneously.