Love, Sex, Pregnancy and Cheating: Just can't get enough - FML

Just can't get enough

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Spicy

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By Heidi Jeanette - 14/11/2017 01:30

Spicy

Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By neverdoingthatagain - 27/02/2016 03:35 - United States - Pottstown

Spicy

Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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Momma's gotta have it

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 04:00

Spicy

Today, after giving birth, my wife was put on the sex ban until she heals. The thing is she has a high sex drive and is now horny, cranky, while also post surgery and also breastfeeding. I try to sexually satisfy her in other ways, but she's a nightmare to be with until we can have full sex again. FML

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Big baby

By Anonymous - 12/11/2022 02:00

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Today, my husband said sex is too weird because I'm pregnant with our first baby. He gets very grumpy without sex. I'm very horny with hormones. Only 6 more months. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Nikki 16

Monday 13 February 2023 21:13

Because she doesn’t want to have sex while pregnant? Is there something wrong with you or did you not read the post correctly?

Nikki 16

Tuesday 14 February 2023 0:18

We already know there’s something wrong with you but I assume you also didn’t read the post correctly

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 February 2023 10:41

I hope you mean your "get the **** out of here and pick your shit up off the lawn tomorrow."

Nikki 16

Tuesday 14 February 2023 0:18

We already know there’s something wrong with you but I assume you also didn’t read the post correctly

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