By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Savra_fml 17

First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!

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nick347b 6

He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.

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firemedic919 0

damn are you the same as the other dumbass whose husband couldn't wear clean clothes or are you just as ****** stupid to continue giving head to a ****** retard just as the other did

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

I find it funny that you say this as you do not add proper conjunction, punctuation, grammar, and spelling... yet you continue to call OP a retard. Honestly, it is her husband. She loves him, and is not a retard to give sexual favors after marriage, which is more than most can say. As I can tell by the way you even post this comment, I declare you as "****** stupid". It was an incident which she obviously doesn't take seriously if it is on FML, sir. FYL for being "the same as the other dumbass", Herp McDerpington.

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VaGino432 0

he was more than likely clearing his nose to avoid mouth breathing just be glad your not my bitch, you'd have pig tails for better grip.

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Dracoboxer357 35

KaySL, sexist virgins aside, may I ask what your profile pic is? I haven't the foggiest idea if it's an abstract spore cloud off of a flower or something non-objective. Either way, I kinda like it. :)

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BadSuerte 0

You should add hot sauce, make him pay attention more. (;

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TexasMud 8

And this is why people should NEVER get married

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RamenForTheWin 10

Yeah, who needs love, anyway? >.>

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prettypinkpixie 9

People should never get married because OP's husband picks his nose? I wish I had read this FML before I got married, it would have saved me years of a nose picking husband!

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thewife5 19

I've been married for 14 years and I'm pretty positive I get laid wayyyyy more than you do and way better.. Maybe the op just sucks at ******** which isn't the best technique

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unitedfan11 0

You must really suck!!! Anybody? Anybody?? Ah nevermind...

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biggestfan23 11

Hell no that could be one of the worst turn offs ever

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Pelreskovich 11

Next time use one of your hands to pick it for him since it obviously turns him on!

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