FML : Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked...

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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 17 August 2012 13:31 / United States - Newberry

Intimacy

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By coolcocoxxx | 12

#4826379 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:08

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By jjohnson26559 | 1

#4826398 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:10

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By coolcocoxxx | 12

#4826379 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:08

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Psych101 | 9

#4826459 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:20

Especially since OP is actually already married and not just dating. They chose to spend their lives together, he should definitely be looking for more than sex.

coolcocoxxx | 12

#4826483 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:24

20- Exactly! I mean, I know I'm young and whatever but, when I do get married, I want some sort of balance. It can't be all about sex, there's soo much more to a healthy relationship.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4826526 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:28

He'll just give himself a stranger

rhysfucker | 24

#4826547 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:33

Exactly. It's not about sex after 10 years; it's about quiet... Kidding! It's about making each other happy.

katiekatlovesu | 5

#4826576 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:44

People change. Before he got married to OP, he might have been just a "sweet" and fun-loving guy and OP might have enjoyed it too. But well, people change ...

sens3sfailing | 24

#4826734 - Friday 17 August 2012 06:38

I don't get why you are getting thumbed down 25. You are exactly right.

VorpikeII | 17

#4827443 - Friday 17 August 2012 10:13

Why only look for more than sex after marriage? Why not in a relationship as well?

Psych101 | 9

#4827626 - Friday 17 August 2012 11:22

94- I said ESPECIALLY after marriage, not only.

isaiaah | 6

#4830147 - Saturday 18 August 2012 08:34

Well they shouldn't just cut sex out of their relationship completely, its good for a marriage when the two partners have regular sex, but yes I agree it shouldn't all be about sex. Romantic dinners and such are always the best things, because you can have a romantic dinner then sex!

Bekeliyr | 10

#4830274 - Saturday 18 August 2012 10:00

If someone has a high sex drive, you cannot stop them. if they're not getting what they want at home, they'll find it some place else.

kittysundae | 8

#4834699 - Sunday 19 August 2012 05:56

There are more of us girls then guys. Find a place where that is not the case and guys will be pretty nice to you.

MDTeddy | 13

#4840717 - Monday 20 August 2012 08:31

I agree with Op. I would like to do something else like play video games or go hang with friends or watch a movie or browse the web or play more games.

fucking_dev | 2

#5118363 - Monday 5 November 2012 08:50

my girlfriend tries to make me sleep on my couch while she sleeps in my bed sometimes ... in MY house ..keyword tries ..

thes7274473 | 19

#6103631 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 07:18

Don't blame ALL guys. Not all of them are like that.

By alshygirl | 14

#4826380 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:08

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Psych101 | 9

#4826540 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:31

Interesting, I've never heard that one before. What other relationship advice do you have for me?

katiekatlovesu | 5

#4826554 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:35

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hellachillin | 8

#4826562 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:39

Maybe mentioning sex got him pretty horny. It's no big deal, I'm sure this conversation will blow over eventually(;

NickyK | 25

#4828800 - Saturday 18 August 2012 05:27

36- Some even simpler advice for you.. Don't cheat!

By zakkyzebra | 11

#4826382 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:08

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Marteeny23 | 19

#4826438 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:16

Your picture completely goes against what you just said.....

zakkyzebra | 11

#4826476 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:23

You know what I have to say to that? Tits or gtfo.

jennabug0403 | 4

#4827043 - Friday 17 August 2012 07:41

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Turtle_rebellion | 10

#4827523 - Friday 17 August 2012 10:44

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kirbeaar | 19

#4827695 - Friday 17 August 2012 11:45

97 - I disagree with that completely. Sometimes people need help with communication, or someone else's point of view on the issues they're having.

bsmith9942 | 11

#4833158 - Sunday 19 August 2012 07:47

119 - your world view is so screwed up. Life does not revolve around sex. And a healthy marriage is not based on only your sex life. If you can't think of anything else to do together then that is never a good sign.

By jjohnson26559 | 1

#4826398 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:10

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LaughinStock | 16

#4826637 - Friday 17 August 2012 06:09

Mhmm 4, because 69 is the only dinner for two.

By DrownedMyFish | 18

#4826401 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:11

Well, that must blow Lol Lol But seriously, your life sucks. Sometimes a serious relationship can be too hard to swallow for some guys.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4826474 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:23

That's not the only thing that's hard to swallow

pokefan813 | 16

#4826590 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:48

Ginormous pills are hard to swallow... Damn multivitamins...

stolencookie | 17

#4826927 - Friday 17 August 2012 07:16

You could only wish this could have been realized BEFORE they got married, huh? :(

By ebonyirony | 29

#4826403 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:11

Well maybe he wanted it to think straight afterwards. My guy is a totally different person post-ejaculation.

zakkyzebra | 11

#4826409 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:13

Haha true that! For some reason listening to women after orgasm comes a bit easier.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4826465 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:21

*slow clap

outoftown | 26

#4827470 - Friday 17 August 2012 10:20

Clarity of thought = sleep?

hadrian2012 | 2

#4832909 - Sunday 19 August 2012 04:13

Happy early birthday

hadrian2012 | 2

#4832913 - Sunday 19 August 2012 04:16

And it sucks but some guys need to get off and it's not fair to look down on a guy for it because it's a natural part of male biology that's been serving mankinds reproductive needs for countless generations, on the other hand to ask mid sentence does make this guy a dick

By lovepandorasaver | 11

#4826404 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:11

FYL OP, I guess you could look at it like he wanted a clear head before discussing appropriate ways to improve the marriage.

By iliketomoveit123 | 10

#4826406 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:11

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Loboman | 6

#4826458 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:20

Remember this when you get married. Marry the person you love, not the person you think you can turn him into.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4827410 - Friday 17 August 2012 10:01

She shouldn't. She should tease the fuck out of him, and then literally blow on his penis. :F

JazzyByProxy | 14

#4827741 - Saturday 18 August 2012 12:05

"No fucking shit she doesn't like to! Who likes putting dicks in their mouth? That's why they call it blow jobs! It's a job!" -Seth Rogen

petraphotoDOTca | 6

#4835702 - Sunday 19 August 2012 10:04

yesssssssssss

dreadedoreo | 0

#4847296 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 09:30

Wrong.

By CheeseTron | 15

#4826407 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:12

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Turtle_rebellion | 10

#4827534 - Friday 17 August 2012 10:48

So does your pun.

CheeseTron | 15

#4827670 - Friday 17 August 2012 11:37

That sucks

Dixbfloppin | 11

#4830255 - Saturday 18 August 2012 09:52

So does your other pun.

By minus20 | 4

#4826411 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:13

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olpally | 32

#4826587 - Friday 17 August 2012 05:48

You sound like op's husband...no it's not!

solosohigh | 15

#4826924 - Friday 17 August 2012 07:16

everyone must take 11's advice. he is clearly the most intelligent person on fml.

DocBastard | 38

#4827062 - Friday 17 August 2012 07:46

Oh shit, I always though the foundation of a relationship was mutual respect and friendship! How could I have gotten it so wrong? Ten years of marriage...it was all a sham! Dammit, Mrs. Bastard is going to be so disappointed.