Someone got side tracked!!!

His only chance for double penetration

3 amazing pleasures all in one.

It was hard for him to resist.

Why slap him....he must have been relaxed

Maybe you suck!!! Lmao

I'd be insulted.

Millions of babies died on her face. Show some sympathy.

Yeah me too... But he didn't say something rude on top of being a dick.

He probably wouldn't notice. He's in a magical dreamland, where he is in an intergalactic war with midget Space-Squids.

From the looks of your pro pic, I doubt anyone has ever let u give them head! Lmao

132 Bro.. Shut up

132- You're an asshole stfu!

I don't have that problem my husband likes it to much lmao

143- Don't take anyone on FML too seriously, they're literally bullies hiding behind their computers. They think because it's online it's okay to be a complete asshole, it's not though. I doubt any girl has been willing to give him head judging from how he talks to women!

Gross

What's up with the people in this thread? Gross on its own.

"Don't take anyone on FML too seriously" Okay, i won't take you too seriously then! :D

154- If you're talking about 38, which by your comment seems to be the case, he was making a joke. Having a sense of humor does not an asshole make. Taking things to seriously does the opposite however.

190- I'm not referring to 38. There was a comment from some guy insulting her appearance.

Absolutely. OP seems to have screwed him stupid. He'll be back to normal in about half an hour.

Wow I read this comment to fast and thought it said,"I'm gay" at the end haha

I don't know... I usually do this sitting in math class.

Haha math sucks doesn't it.

Naw, it blows.

Haha yep ur right

Your dog is really cute! *sorry to be off topic*

More like digging for gold

Thanks! *also off topic*

Every time i see you comment, i take a look at the profile so i can see the puppy better, and every time i read the "stop stalking me" message...

Ok we'll stop talking to you now.

Your dog is awesome, I had to put my life long companion,(a toy fox terroir) down=(. *sorry of topic*

P.S., we aren't stalking you, it's just that your dog reminds us of our companions!!!!

He rated it as "meh" on the "pathetic to OH YEEEAAA" scale.

Your right, it's the same exact op!!!!!! Op, just divorce him, right now!!!

111 the answers not always divorce, although many think that's a false statement.

134- I actually agree with you but considering my "extreme amounts of stupidity" I guess that makes me wrong and since I agree with you, you must wrong too! Rude of you to add me to your stupid list - no one cares!

151 -You're the one that made a pointless comment, thus, obviously you care.

159, im a ******* guy!!! And I kno that's disgusting!! STFU!!

Expert blower, huh?

no. it just makes sense that somebody would'nt like the same thing over and over, especially since they are married. lacking variety is a big problem in marriages.

20- Beat me to it.

Hey.

Do I detect a tinge of jealousy, 20?

29, you should become a marriage counselor

Variety helps both parties. I've gotten to the point of counting sheep as I bobbed... Mmmmarried sex.

Aha I think so

Chelsea is very right, variety is awesome. Getting the same stuff is boring!

Damn, Shrooms, you know my hearts desires.