Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Savra_fml
| 17
First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!
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nick347b
| 6
He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.
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harshpatel009
| 4
U shud slap him silly
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SecretMe00
| 5
Someone got side tracked!!!
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VenomSiphon
| 13
His only chance for double penetration
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tanneriscool
| 2
3 amazing pleasures all in one.
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uncleturtle
| 0
It was hard for him to resist.
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cobanjo
| 2
Why slap him....he must have been relaxed
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gman90210
| 18
Maybe you suck!!! Lmao
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jkmartinjk
| 16
At least he didn't say something insulting? ... Nah FYL
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Potterfreakk
| 6
I'd be insulted.
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cheefer
| 0
Millions of babies died on her face. Show some sympathy.
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jkmartinjk
| 16
Yeah me too... But he didn't say something rude on top of being a dick.
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mmjluvi
| 1
I'd stop and walk away
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ClassyCommando
| 13
He probably wouldn't notice. He's in a magical dreamland, where he is in an intergalactic war with midget Space-Squids.
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captaincook_fml
| 1
From the looks of your pro pic, I doubt anyone has ever let u give them head! Lmao
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JacobWithaY
| 5
132
Bro.. Shut up
Bro.. Shut up
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aruam365
| 24
132- You're an asshole stfu!
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mmjluvi
| 1
I don't have that problem my husband likes it to much lmao
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aruam365
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143- Don't take anyone on FML too seriously, they're literally bullies hiding behind their computers. They think because it's online it's okay to be a complete asshole, it's not though. I doubt any girl has been willing to give him head judging from how he talks to women!
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danielnieves
| 4
Gross
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Nutty4Muffs
| 3
What's up with the people in this thread? Gross on its own.
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Zoranius
| 6
"Don't take anyone on FML too seriously"
Okay, i won't take you too seriously then! :D
Okay, i won't take you too seriously then! :D
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JurassicHole
| 5
154- If you're talking about 38, which by your comment seems to be the case, he was making a joke. Having a sense of humor does not an asshole make. Taking things to seriously does the opposite however.
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aruam365
| 24
190- I'm not referring to 38. There was a comment from some guy insulting her appearance.
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nick347b
| 6
He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Absolutely. OP seems to have screwed him stupid. He'll be back to normal in about half an hour.
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sickjairo
| 7
Wow I read this comment to fast and thought it said,"I'm gay" at the end haha
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fancyclown
| 9
I don't know... I usually do this sitting in math class.
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afunnyterdcody
| 5
Haha math sucks doesn't it.
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Naw, it blows.
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tristonien
| 0
Haha yep ur right
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rcloca
| 10
Pick, pick, picking away, huh?
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TalkingTowelTim
| 0
Your dog is really cute!
*sorry to be off topic*
*sorry to be off topic*
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RussianFox
| 13
More like digging for gold
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rcloca
| 10
Thanks! *also off topic*
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Danny0522
| 8
Every time i see you comment, i take a look at the profile so i can see the puppy better, and every time i read the "stop stalking me" message...
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tellithowitis
| 13
Ok we'll stop talking to you now.
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BostonBruinsFan
| 8
Your dog is awesome, I had to put my life long companion,(a toy fox terroir) down=(. *sorry of topic*
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BostonBruinsFan
| 8
P.S., we aren't stalking you, it's just that your dog reminds us of our companions!!!!
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danishbagel
| 3
These first comments blow.
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james352
| 2
LOL THAT JUST TELLS YOU ABOUT YOUR HEAD GAME !!! Needs improvement
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ManlyDunsparce
| 3
He rated it as "meh" on the "pathetic to OH YEEEAAA" scale.
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Savra_fml
| 17
First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!
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BostonBruinsFan
| 8
Your right, it's the same exact op!!!!!! Op, just divorce him, right now!!!
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EvilPotato
| 14
111 the answers not always divorce, although many think that's a false statement.
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aruam365
| 24
134- I actually agree with you but considering my "extreme amounts of stupidity" I guess that makes me wrong and since I agree with you, you must wrong too! Rude of you to add me to your stupid list - no one cares!
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MedKits
| 9
151 -You're the one that made a pointless comment, thus, obviously you care.
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BostonBruinsFan
| 8
159, im a fucking guy!!! And I kno that's disgusting!! STFU!!
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chelseaaababyyy
| 17
learn some new techniques. a little variety helps(:
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ICaughtFire
| 4
Expert blower, huh?
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chelseaaababyyy
| 17
no. it just makes sense that somebody would'nt like the same thing over and over, especially since they are married. lacking variety is a big problem in marriages.
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Potterfreakk
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20- Beat me to it.
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SnowGo
| 1
Hey.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Do I detect a tinge of jealousy, 20?
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TexasMud
| 8
29, you should become a marriage counselor
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BrigaDoon48
| 8
Variety helps both parties. I've gotten to the point of counting sheep as I bobbed... Mmmmarried sex.
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vturbz91
| 0
Aha I think so
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braxdan50
| 4
Chelsea is very right, variety is awesome. Getting the same stuff is boring!
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ICaughtFire
| 4
Damn, Shrooms, you know my hearts desires.
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justmethough
| 8
The man obviously holds the key to all pleasures.