By eeewww - 21/11/2018 03:13

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
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RichardPencil 30

A true gentleman yells, “Fire in the hole” just before the moment of truth. Chivalry is dead.

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Hejira Hayes 8

Never thought I'd see anyone do the condom challenge without a condom, but here we are.

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RichardPencil 30

A true gentleman yells, “Fire in the hole” just before the moment of truth. Chivalry is dead.

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Miss_Whipped 43

And they say-- And they say-- And they say-- And they say chivalry is dead.

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whiskey'swino 15

You kids are into some crazy stuff nowadays.

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manb91uk 22

Thanks for sharing all your Cummings and goings with the group

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tash901 31

Unfortunately I have experienced this too! I feel for you op :')

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lillstulen 6

Done the reversed one. Not so nice..

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